Thomas B

Morbidly obtuse

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@Lord_Arse Great show. The theme tune still pops into my head from time to time.

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@ASUSUK My package has been sat at the depot for 5 days. How long was I going to wait to hear from you? I had to investigate all of this myself and request the tracking info because your website tracking links are throwing an error.

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@ASUSUK I'm left over £1000 out of pocket while your mistake is fixed. This is between you and the courier so why not trigger refund now? Not even an apology or effort to resolve without all this nonsense from your customer service team. Had to call them because no replies to my email.

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@JacobBaker613 @curiosityonx Depends what time of day it is.

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Here is my England XI for Euro 2024. Who would you pick? https://t.co/Yu4WSXSYh4 via @bbcsport

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@Sporf Cthulhu

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@BBCNews Wish they'd done this before it traumatised me as a young child.

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@ladbible Lilt, Rubicon and Rio. Sorry @DrinkTango.

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@newscientist But uranium mining, enrichment and transportation as well as the construction of nuclear facilities isn't carbon-free.

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@talkSPORT Jason Cunty

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@RobDenBleyker My dreams.

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@ManUtdMEN Still waiting for him to play his first.

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@pitchfork Ruddy hell

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@SkyNews What a colossal prat.

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Shoulda had that one sooner! Wordle 229 5/6

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@TristaBytes

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@NoContextBrits Wispa, Snickers, Kit Kat

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@Lord_Arse

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Wordle 210 1/6

Woah! Even more shocking than the time I got the Countdown Conundrum in about a second.

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