Tom Brown

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Seaman is about to come out

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

One of your 5 arrests a day.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Gary Neville in the Liverpool dressing room at Anfield. 🤣🔴

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Paul Pogba tonight:

⚽️ Goals: 2
🎯 Assists: 1

Graeme Souness right now.

[SPORF @Sporf]

🧤 David De Gea & Willy Caballero: “Our mistakes will be the worst in the #WorldCup this year.”

🇺🇾 Fernando Muslera: “Hold my beer.”

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Neymar has the lowest pain threshold of any player in World Cups since Opta stats began.

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Hi Tossers , yes I am up for an elected house of Lords . I will be elected. as a lot of people admire me unlike you lot of red lefties who are resentful, jealous and bitter non achievers. When you are a life loser ,you moan about others . https://t.co/skXDPl5zzC

[Tony Bellew @TonyBellew]

Most passionate I’ve ever seen Woy! 🤣

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Not a lie. Someone pointed your tweet out to me tonight. Shut your mouth,mind your own business. Dye your hair and get some more Botox https://t.co/73b7DPPfA6

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

He's only gone and scored a hat-trick. If Messi is not the GOAT then I'm a fucking chicken.

[Rio Ferdiand @RioFerdyyy5]

Not anymore thanks... https://t.co/QlywzU1w5S

[SPORF @Sporf]

OFFICIAL: Liverpool complete the signing of Kieran Gibbs from Arsenal for £35m. 🔴✅

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

If you didn't get the right A level results, don't worry. I got a C and 2 Us, and my chef is preparing truffles for breakfast.

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Rafa Benitez when he sees Jonjo Shelvey in the dressing room...

https://t.co/VvzrR7KqUd

[Tom Brown @tombrown2011]

@mark10bennett @ConorPonting @danieldaviessss Don't lie mark, please

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Dab on it wagwan x 💯

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Proof that the fucking game has gone. That's Ronald McDonald at Real Madrid vs. Manchester United.

[Tom Brown @tombrown2011]

@Steve_Brittain You've got potential 😍

[Tom Brown @tombrown2011]

@ConorPonting You twat

[Tom Brown @tombrown2011]

Fancy Ed Sheeran next year? @josefconway123