Tom

[Chris Sutton @chris_sutton73]

Here is some balanced factual punditry from last season TikTok you may not enjoy…you joined Rangers on a free from the Championship and lost every meaningful game against Celtic and won nothing 👍…

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

We’re 11/14 in Tests after being 1/17.
Record crowds & TV figures.
Record amount of Barmy members.
Record amount of engagement across our channels.
The back pages are covered in cricket.
All anyone is talking about is how England are playing.

But we lost by 2 wickets so let’s slate BazBall.

#InStokesAndBazWeTrust

[Ollie @OllieMartin7]

🚨 Erling Haaland's cousin Albert Braut Haaland plays with Norwegian Bran: - 37 matches - 64 goals

He is 18 years old 🔥🔥

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Kwasi Kwarteng delivers on promise to make stamp duty a thing of the past by ensuring nobody can get a mortgage.

[Ben Stokes @benstokes38]

August 26th 🎥🍿

[Tyrone Mings @TyroneMings]

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

[Joe Weller @joe_weller_]

NAHHHHH PRETTY LEGAL MAAATE!!

[#CCS @StevronConnor92]

Portsmouth Historical Dockyard today filmed from HMS VICTORY. Goosebumps 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[H @hharry99_]

“I should have a degree in pulling women”

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

Not sure how I feel about adultery being used as a reason to discredit someone's political career. Matt Hancock's done enough to be sacked 1,000 times over, having a messy personal life is the least of it.

[Tom @tomclarke752]

Three Lions 98> Three Lions 96

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I think BBC Bitesize has been hacked...

[Tom @tomclarke752]

BBC always finds new lows don’t they

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I’m only seeing Clarkson, May and Hammond here.

[Carol Challis @BeingBoycie]

FORTY years,people,FORTY years old.

[Tom @tomclarke752]

@reevemanning @1882_4___ Nothing beats your days in the National Front mate

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

This clip from 1994 is soul-destroyingly accurate.

[Miguel Delaney @MiguelDelaney]

Chelsea’s withdrawal from ESL being celebrated like a CL-winning goal - chants of “Fuck Perez” become “Chelsea! Chelsea!” and “Fuck Super League”