Tom Clark Stories & Imagination

Writing kids books is the most fun allowing my imagination to run wild and create exciting adventures for everyone. To be honest, I'm still a kid at heart : )

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@PGATOUR It's a loose impediment. It just so happens to be a 150 pound loose impediment. You've done it. I've done it. Shut up and hit the ball. You're not that good anyway if you're complaining. The kids' amazing. #yousuckatgolf

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@lady_valor_07 Who???

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@NUCLRGOLF @brian_giuffra @SI_Golf I wouldn't worry as he won't be in contention so he won't get any air time. Next.....

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@usopen @AndreAgassi @AndreAgassi Remember this one? Saw you on Sunday on TV. You need to get a wig to match this and show the wife. #wheniwasyounger HAHAHAHAHAHA

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@SportsCenter @JeffPassan Dominican't!

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@elonmusk No kidding. Oscar Meyer Weiner's is what they are these days. They love celebrating themselves, don't they? Hollywouldn't is what they should call it. Bring me back to the good old days where men were men and movies were good. Elon, you should be able to produce one better bro.

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@MLBONFOX The funny thing is that he was starting to go back to the dugout so even he thought he was caught looking. Watch the timing of his movement. He just needs to shut up because he's average at best. #next

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@Zwxsh Over rated.

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@AustralianOpen @wwos @espn @tntsports @wowowtennis So the guy gets a week off and we are suppose to celebrate that? No. Jannik worked his butt off so the walk-overs are a joke and BOTH happened to Joke? Check their bank accounts for a hefty pay off. Rafa is still the GOAT. #heisajoke

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@DjokovicFan_ Hahahahahaha. You never would have won what you did if Rafa and Roger and Andy were healthy. You got lucky. Numbers don’t mean a thing. Ted Williams never won a World Series but he’s still the GOAT. You are Goat Cheese.

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@Mike_kim714 Kim is right. She showed her a** and that’s about it. This is what spoiled brats do when they don’t get their way. You lost. Suck it up. You’re not that good. Move on. #youareoverated

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@tntsports Honestly, she’s a whiny, spoiled little brat. When she beat Sabalenka, which was a fluke, Sabalenka took it like a professional. Iga, same thing. No smashing. It’s pathetic. First, it’s Naomi Jellyfish, then Joker trying to kill a ball boy and now this. Role Model? #losers

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@wmag Um, still has great genes ; )

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@someone58483 @Jaguars @cameronglittle Don’t be to quick to make that assumption Trash Can.

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@ESPNCFB @PatMcAfeeShow So, wait, hang on, did Nick the idiot just say that “Miami will have to score more points than Ohio State to win”? Seriously? Well, in that case, I guess I have to press reply in order to post this, right?

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@PicturesFoIder Banned for life from any stadium is what the penalty should be because he’s not a fan. It’s time to revert back to the Wild West so we can get these things done right. That guy would be holding A’s and 8’s for sure. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge #wildbillhickock

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@gavinmchughh There didn’t seem to be an issue with the defender and no he wasn’t just stepping out of the way. I agree Mahomes, Brady, all of those candy a**es could not have played in the Terry Bradshaw era and are not really QB’s. Let’s go back to the old rules.

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Having a great time @usopen , no blood….yet🤪. Better to be there so you don’t have to listen to BG running his lips on TV. #missingrafa

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@josemorgado He did and got Bubliked! Hahahahahahaha

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@usopen Please for the love of Pete, put BG on a ferry to Jersey. Loves to hear himself talk and he’s horrible. #shootmenow