Tim Costigan

[Tim Costigan @tomcost883]

#relationshipsendbecause youre a bathroom model telling people youre coming out with a calender

[Tim Costigan @tomcost883]

#relationshipsendbecause there are no feelings there besides the physical

[Tim Costigan @tomcost883]

 #relationshipsendbecause the girls realize they're more in love with Justin Bieber than their boyfriend.

[Lester Danaher @ldanaher004]

#imhappiestwhen I'm talkin to the girl I like. unfortunely nothing can happen between us though

[Dan Vandergriff @dvander1289]

#bigmistake to be twittering and driving

[Greg Schauer @gregschauer85]

#dontlookatmeif im drunk

[Roberto Bakke @robbakke08]

#Whenihadamyspace i didnt have tattoos

[Dean Tomaselli @deantomaselli53]

How can you say #letsmakelove when you don't even have one ounce of love for that person

[Greg Kinyon @gregkinyon89]

#10confessions 6.) because of my observant tendencies, I like watching people go about their day secretly hoping they'd goof up and I'd see

[Nicholas Morey @nmorey7393]

#10confessions i still watch doctor who, never have and never will stop loving that show

[Leroy Castrejon @LeroyCastrejon]

#letsbereal ur not bowlegged you just pretend to be

[Tim Costigan @tomcost883]

#ThingsThatMakeNoSense�police arriving after the robbery

[Tim Costigan @tomcost883]

#ThingsThatMakeNoSense�people who say they have been in love but they are still single. If it was really loveyou would still be in it!

[Tim Costigan @tomcost883]

#imthetype who says things without thinking.

[Charlie Reading @charliereading3]

#imthetype to say 'my battery's about to die' to get out of a long phone conversation.

[Shane Siefert @shanesie31]

#Shaq busts a dude for breaking into his house... http://www.tout.com/l9do8p

[Brent Rossow @brossow01]

It's time! Thanks 4 all u did for the Lakers. The Diesel is hanging them up! Thanks for the memories big fella! #ShaqRetires

[Lewis Schwindt @lSchwindt1]

#ShaqName front runner. The Big 401K. What else ya got? http://www.tout.com/ypnyrp

[Dustin Hua @dhua28902]

#itmakesmesmilewhen my dad brings me money :)

[Tim Chatterton @timchatterton5]

#thingsihate mathematics!