Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands
Leon Rose built a championship roster in 6 years.
The Rangers have a had generational goaltending my entire life with only ONE Stanley Cup Final appearance.
In the most PG way I can say it, they better figure this thing the fuck out. Can’t take it anymore.
Can’t wait for Drury to trade Trochek for a draft pick that will win the cup with Tampa, Carolina, Vegas or Florida in 7 years but never with the Rangers
@NHL_Rosters I remember my brothers giving me a hard time when I was like 11 years old, calling rookies "kids" since I was still a kid. Now it makes the most sense, and I can't bring myself to call them kids
Arya Stark except her grudge is also against the New York Rangers 1st round draft picks.
Hugh Jessiman
Bobby Sanguinetti
Vitaly Kravstov
Cersei
The Hound
Kaapo Kakko
Lias Andersson
Joffrey
Dylan McIlrath
Brennan Othmann
The Mountain
Worst part is that I missed a ton
“When we were first invited to Milan for the Olympics, we said no. It felt like more than we could handle. But we kept thinking about what John and Matty would say if they knew we turned it down. We knew the answer. John loved representing his country. From the time he was little, he dreamed of competing at the Olympics. In that final summer, he was working harder than ever, pushing himself with everything he had to earn a spot on that roster. He was going to be there. Sitting with that knowledge while watching these Games was not easy — but being present for them, surrounded by people who truly cared about John and Matty, made it something we will always treasure. Every person we encountered took the time to ask about the boys — who they were, what they meant to us, the kind of people they were away from the ice. What struck us most was realizing that John and Matty's impact reaches so much further than we sometimes see in our own grief. They are carried by so many people — in locker rooms, in conversations, in quiet moments we will never even know about. That means everything to us. And then Team USA won gold. When Zach, Auston, and Matthew carried John's jersey around that ice, we were overwhelmed — they made sure he was there. And then to see Noa and Johnny — on Johnny's second birthday — carried out onto the ice to be part of that gold medal photo — there are no words for what that felt like. John and Matty should have been there, and in that moment, they were. Thank you to every member of that team for loving John & Matty - and for making sure they were part of something historic. And thank you to everyone at @NBCOlympics and @usahockey for your kindness, your generosity, and for bringing our family to Milan to witness it. You gave us a gift we didn't know we needed.
With love and gratitude,
The Gaudreau Family"
Put Rempe on a line with Panarin. Win-win for all.
🍞 - protection and space from Rempe’s presence.
Rempe - gets to play with a generational player
#NYR - if 🍞 can help Rempe put up points, his trade value ⬆️ . If he can’t, no one will be surprised since it’s Matt Rempe.
@vzmercogliano They are going to win the draft lottery and we are going to think they are saved again aren’t we?
Someone please tell me this isn’t the script
@FitzGSN_ Bread is the one you can tell being a threat consistently and he’s not exactly the same as we have seen at his peak. Fox has elite vision but didn’t realize how important he is to the PP. Watching Gabe score on a routine give-and-go was frustrating given the tenure of the vets
@drosennhl I remember arguing that Prucha was going to have a better career than Parise to my Devils fan friends when I was a kid. Win some you lose some 😂
Kakko in a nutshell:
-Jagr ability to control the puck from the half-wall down.
That is it.
Literally no ability to push the pace on offense and looks like he has cement in his boots half the time