Tom Curnow

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

"Let's see you try and get some mobile reception in Possenhofen, man!" (Ed Kavalee)

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

"...he's got a Datsun 1600, its got an 1800 engine, and a fan for his nads!" (Ed Kavalee)

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

"Are there moths on their way to the sun right now going 'its gonna be worth it'?" (Bill Hicks)

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

"a cat, standing upright, uh, with a hat and a waistcoat, sans pants... and he was the boss!" (Ed Kavalee)

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

"you just got the part about circumcision and got excited" (Bryan J Cameron)

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

"How many ml? Now you've got me excited!" (Bryan J Cameron)

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

"Hmm, instruction manual... better avoid that" (Stephen Murphy)

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

"you'll never guess what she was wearing" "oh I dunno... the same faux-peasant gear she alwatys wears?"

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

Just got back from seeing Melody Gardot in Melb. It was.... awesome! And best seats in the house too!

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

Dexter pre-air for season 4 came out overnight. How am I gonna pretend I'm working while watching it? Opening scene is kinda NSFW

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

"so high class, then. Not sort of... wharf slapper" (Tony Wilson)

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

has a second row seat for Melody Gardot on the 28th in Melb!

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

"I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated" - Mike Birbiglia

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

"She took me to a Bed & Breakfast in Michigan, and I know what you're thinking: How could she afford Michigan?"

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

"It's high-falutin testicular satire"

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

"Was 'My Humps' in Corinthians? ...'Thy Humps'?"

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

"one day a bully by the name of Big Roy started throwing bananas at him"

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

A printer at work is naggeted. We're planning an "Office Space"-esque farewell for it...

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

"and that Roswell thing was a hoax too, if you remember. Turns out it was just Celine Dion"

[Tom Curnow @tomcurnow]

"is it love at first sight, or is he just using her for her goonbag pillow set?"