Tom Darlington

London based wardrobe boy
currently 🧵 @waitressuk

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

Thrilled that @Se_Railway now do seat reservations

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

PSA Please stop buying these wine glasses. Sick of having digs with them

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

Finally digs with some camp wine glasses

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

Another unstable digs landlord, this time its pomegranate and grapefruit washing up liquid. Yet to see any wine glasses too...

[Charlie Ingles @CJIMusic]

"4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me—I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing...."

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

Not the neck pillows for a 1hr flight

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

Flights from London City Airport are comedy. Flights delayed by 30 mins. Everyone in suits having a melt down. I'm watching benidorm with not a single fuck to give.

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

My digs landlord is clearly a psychopath as its blue fairy liquid by the sink, not the green one that civilised people use.

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

It's 2022 and people still trying to make phone calls on the train, and re enact the sketch from trigger happy TV 🙄

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

No wine glasses in the digs... Wolverhampton is going to be a week.

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

Do you think every single musical in the UK is doing the same @Eurovision warm up today?

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

Turns out, if you want to clear a bar in 2022, just play @ENTERSHIKARI

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

Why is @Tesco covent garden selling pool noodles?

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

🙃

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

Whens the album out? #albumstofuckto

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

💀

[Em Humble @em_humble]

Every “Northern” character in a musical.

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

When the tea bags at your digs are earl grey 😞

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

Opening a superglue tube with your teeth... would not reccomend... for future reference toothpaste does not get superglue off your teeth.

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

@jnichols1989 @roantorrance Wasn't far off tbh

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

@EvelynHoskins Not me and you at the end of bad idea reprise getting back into your waitress dress

[Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6]

Footage of a real live quick change I did during a Shakespearean play

[Tom Darlington @tomdarlington]

Hard at work, captured by @georgeygriff