Turkish ®

I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.

[Turkish ® @tomdytor]

@RequestABet Liverpool 15+ shots, 5+ shots on target, 10+ booking points, 5+ corners. Everton 6+ shots, 3+ shots on target, 20+ booking points, 3+ corners.

[Turkish ® @tomdytor]

@alanshearer you are without a doubt a geordie legend, and my hero, but my lad was born this morning and I think we need to have a chat about the last time you came down south...

[Turkish ® @tomdytor]

#bbccricket Re: James Ayles 12:30 Never mind the No 8 spot, Wood and Broad to open!

[Turkish ® @tomdytor]

#bbccricket shouldn't we at least have a middle order collapse and give these aussies a slither of hope?

[Turkish ® @tomdytor]

The highlights team are going to have their work cut out with Nadal Vs Muller tonight #bbctennis

[Turkish ® @tomdytor]

Muc-Off is giving away a £3,000 FOCUS Jam Lite MTB and 'lifetime' supply of cleaning goodies! Just click the link - https://t.co/h23wqZ5UuA

[Turkish ® @tomdytor]

@DPD_UK Just had a message to confirm the change of my delivery date to tomorrow. I had it booked for today at 1600? Any idea why YOU change

[Turkish ® @tomdytor]

@LateRooms And now more problems as we wait for Bernadette to call us back in 3 to 5 after taking our details 6 or 7 times...

[Turkish ® @tomdytor]

@LateRooms probably the most painful phone call after the website let me down trying to book earlier. Call centre staff were terrible.

[Turkish ® @tomdytor]

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 23652! #WordBrain #words

[Turkish ® @tomdytor]

I’m the 132695th person in the entire world to beat the Student pack in WordBrain! #WordBrain #words

[Turkish ® @tomdytor]

I’m the 159818th person in the entire world to beat the Monkey pack in WordBrain! #WordBrain #words

[Turkish ® @tomdytor]

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 17400! #WordBrain #words

[Turkish ® @tomdytor]

I’m collecting my Holiday gifts in WordBrain! Play now → https://t.co/XXyr5JRw3C #WordBrain #Words

[Turkish ® @tomdytor]

I’m collecting my Holiday gifts in WordBrain! Play now → https://t.co/XXyr5JRw3C #WordBrain #Words

[Turkish ® @tomdytor]

I’m the 660162nd person in the entire world to beat the Elephant pack in WordBrain! #WordBrain #words

[Turkish ® @tomdytor]

Well, its been a while world. Lets do this shizzle #banginandclangin #nopainnogain

[Turkish ® @tomdytor]

Thomas Train Lollipop Finger Family / Nursery Rhymes and More Lyricsopjj j o XC. On https://t.co/RiFSGNKQ61

[CARPology @carpology]

Win a Cygnet two rod 20/20 set-up. Follow @CygnetTackle & RT to enter! Winner announced Tuesday #Win #Competition

[CARPology @carpology]

Win a Cygnet two rod 20/20 set-up. Follow @CygnetTackle & RT to enter! Winner announced Tuesday #Win #Competition