Tommy Kean

All the shout I won't post on my Facebook

[Tommy Kean @tomekean]

Hey @JohnLewisRetail, I picked my own suit out today in your Kingstone store and it did not look good. Luckily your college Palo (forgive me if I've spelled his name wrong) helped me and I am ready to look stunning for the upcoming summer weddings. Thank you. 10/10

[Tommy Kean @tomekean]

Has anybody noticed that we should probably put @eddieizzard in charge of the country?

Inquire why this would be a good idea.

[Tommy Kean @tomekean]

Dear @joelkinnaman, can Hollywood please cast you in 150 action movies over the next 10 years or so?
You've been the best part of multiple movies and shows. The world needs more Joel in action movies.

[Tommy Kean @tomekean]

@doghousedistill I've loved the baller vodka for a while so I tried the renegade gin and WOW! I didn't expect it to become my new favourite gin. It doesn't need any extra flavour, you get such a full taste from the gin alone. Even when I pair it with a cheap supermarket tonic.

[Tommy Kean @tomekean]

Dear @LeaAndPerrins, you make food taste meatier and I love it. Thanks.

[Tommy Kean @tomekean]

Hey @marmite, listen. Hear me out. I just put marmite on a jacket potatoe with cheese and it blew my mind. We have to alert the masses! There world of jacket potatoes has been changed forever.

[Tommy Kean @tomekean]

Dear @netflix please do a remake of Samurai Pizza Cats

[Tommy Kean @tomekean]

@LeeMack thanks to you my work fiends and I are constantly quoting "you're that mad bloke off the telly!"

[Tommy Kean @tomekean]

@kristenschaaled You are one of my favourite people. I'm much more likely to watch anything (literally anything) if you're in it.

[Tommy Kean @tomekean]

@marmite I eat marmite all the time but i never run out. What's your secret? Some kind of Tardis jar?

[Tommy Kean @tomekean]

@themiltonjones Late afternoon, the wee small hours, pims o'clock... these are uncertain times.

[Tommy Kean @tomekean]

@lancereddick has anyone suggested to you that you'd make a great Professor X in the MCU?
#ReddickProfX

[Tommy Kean @tomekean]

@netflixfamily Thank you Really Really Big Man and your nipples!

[Netflix Family @netflixfamily]

🚨 PSA for the ‘90s babies: Rocko’s back! 🚨 #RockosModernLife Static Cling

[Tommy Kean @tomekean]

@themiltonjones I must live near you because I've seen you several times in the streets. Is it ok if i say hello or would you rather I ignore you in the traditional, polite, London style?

[Tommy Kean @tomekean]

@bt_uk
Me: " Shall i get some newspaper to put under the drill so it doesn't mark the carpet?"

BT broadband installer: "No, there's no need."

My carpet: "I'm never going to stop being pink now.

[Tommy Kean @tomekean]

@warner_chappell
#FreeMumboJumbo
https://t.co/juHgA8syF8

[Tommy Kean @tomekean]

@CBR The 90's Part 2

[Tommy Kean @tomekean]

I think I'm interested in #doompatrol entirely because of #brendenfraser
@FansofBrendan.