tom Fermor

English Heritage jester, Royal Armouries jester. Maker of medieval madcap mayhem and maniacal mirth.

[tom Fermor @tomfooljester]

@GoProJames But..but it's an historical word. Trump is a rudey word! We know this because Trump doesn't actually mean 'to pass wind' it derived from the French Trompe, meaning 'to trumpet' or to play the trumpet or horn..
FART has always ever meant fart..
Can't argue with history.

[tom Fermor @tomfooljester]

Any one from London or the surrounding area. Please come and support this.. it's a really lovely show with Falconry and Horses too. Ooh and I'm in it. https://t.co/aBgi9gARrZ

[tom Fermor @tomfooljester]

@nedDC I would have loved this. But why are you telling us about it now! 28th August? With three days left of Aug? It seem pretty pointless. Ho hum! #alwaysthelasttoknow

[tom Fermor @tomfooljester]

@microwlands @EHCarisbrooke Thank you so much. I'm really glad that you had an enjoyable day. Please come back soon.

[tom Fermor @tomfooljester]

@HorizontalsRich Thank you so much lovely picture..
But blimmin' windy today huh! Not great for fire!

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https://t.co/jbO30scAAA
It's been a while. But here are the History makers getting ready for battle once more.

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