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USA Today bestselling #crimefiction and #thriller author. Tweets are mostly about sports, writing, pop culture, or Magic (esp. cube) in an ever-changing order.

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Me when I see a “pint” of ice cream come in at 14 ounces.

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@emkenobi The worst thing about these live action remakes is they’re all ~30 minutes longer than the originals. Don’t pad the runtime.

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@PigTownSports

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@mooformoore5 Turbo change!

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@pinkmagiclala

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@Alex_1228__

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@ABaby183 I didn’t go to the 5-year because I figured no one changed.

Then I talked myself out of going to all the rest, including 30. I’m still friends with a few folks from high school. I’m ok with that.

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@katieemorann Awesome!

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@michelleyroo2 Yes. Aldi sells the best.

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@jcalvinmeyer Team Mustard forever

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Me when I find a typo in a big-name trad pub book.

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@afkostka Until he gets hurt 37 times next spring.

I like the guy, but we can’t count on him. Availability matters.

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@BlackRose_xo_xo

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@VinnysCorner1 Eddie Murray

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@CreedWillems I prefer OPS+. OPS always makes me wince at adding fractions with different denominators.

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@AdamSchefter Sic transit gloria mundi… or at least ESPN.

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@maybeimabelle Porsche Macan.

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@mike_petriello We can’t believe anything about Vaporware Stadium until it actually opens.

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What do you need to start writing a book? Sometimes, just a title is enough to kick off the process. #indieauthors #authors
https://t.co/qujQCE27cK

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@poe_collector @spaceghost Back when I played 40k, I had a Tzeentch army. We were allowed to use one squadron of another Chaos-affiliated faction.

I chose Khorne Berserkers.

Blood for the blood god!