Tom Williams

I live in the city. I work, run, fish, and dance in the dark from there.

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

Pick a flag

[Tom Williams @tomfromupstate]

@itwasTHaDWEEB Fenix 2 is a watch

[Tom Williams @tomfromupstate]

@itwasTHaDWEEB

[Tom Williams @tomfromupstate]

@itwasTHaDWEEB Coffee counts

[Tom Williams @tomfromupstate]

@SportsDweeb @fuadhalilovicc One Dance Cam Policy

[Tom Williams @tomfromupstate]

And just realized Nathan Fillion was the first Private Ryan they found

[Tom Williams @tomfromupstate]

Sometimes I forget Paul Giamatti was in Saving Private Ryan. But I always remember Vin Diesel was. Not sure how this makes me feel.

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

due to a large order placed yesterday, we're all out of hamberders.
just serving hamburgers today.

[Tom Williams @tomfromupstate]

"The Legalest and the Coolest"

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

Update: My book was going to be titled “Very Legal and Very Cool.” For various reasons (not just that 2 of the 5 title words are adverbs), @AAKnopf wants a new title. Suggestions welcome.

[Tom Williams @tomfromupstate]

I will never understand people who ride the bus for one stop.

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Science is magic that works.

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

Of all the foods to build a holiday around, we picked like the twelfth best meat.

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things.

[Steve Magness @stevemagness]

There is no magical training.

If you are entering the post-collegiate world. Find a program/coach you mesh with. Then commit to it. Too often athletes spend their careers continually searching for the magic answer/training. They then spend time searching instead of performing.

[Tom Williams @tomfromupstate]

Timothy Dalton deserves another Bond movie

[Tom Williams @tomfromupstate]

Bruh, some people's signatures don't match. When I made my signature in 5th grade I wrote my full name out. I then grew up and had to sign multiple docs daily and switched over to something much more efficient. They look nothing alike. Some records show the old.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just out — in Arizona, SIGNATURES DON’T MATCH. Electoral corruption - Call for a new Election? We must protect our Democracy!

[Tom Williams @tomfromupstate]

@itwasTHaDWEEB But is it on @Strava ?

[Tom Williams @tomfromupstate]

@streebs @CitiBikeNYC . . . But was it charged?