Late-night television hosts and comics jump on breaking issues, global anger, and stresses with sharp jokes and snapping satire. For extra thought and potential Cheshire grins, look at puns. Here are classics on money, the vote, book covers, and war.
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2011 Maison Albert Bichot Corton-Clos des Maréchaudes Domaine du Pavillon ($77 in 2013). Mid-dark ruby, viscous (13.5 alc.); red fruit, cherries, earth, spice, wood nose; mid acids; mid+ tannins, depth; long, big red fruit finish. 17.5/93.
This concludes the 3-part series on classic puns. Getting grave, from headlines to bedrooms, religions, and politics. Click here to follow the money, the vote, the book cover, and thoughts on war. Hooks, Lines, and Zingers – Punning Away Around the World, Take 3 https://t.co/XZmKWSmzXR
Extra features of the USB C Port. Reverse charging, connect to peripherals, send video to SSD, and more things I didn’t know about.
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WSJ: The Justice Department has opened an investigation into writer E. Jean Carroll, who accused President Trump of sexually assaulting her 30 years ago, people familiar with the probe said. DOJ is examining whether Carroll, 82, committed perjury in civil litigation against Trump, the people said.
The Onion:
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Double-check vintage dates on discounted wines. E.G. Central Coast value ($19 grocery store) 2023 Margerum Riviera Rosé. Light copper-salmon (12.5 alc.); floral, red fruit, strawberry nose; low acids; soft, short red fruit finish. Past its prime. 14/86.
$21 Value Columbia Valley, Wash., 2021 Chateau Ste. Michelle Merlot Indian Wells. Mid garnet, not sharp, viscous (14.5 alc.); berries, mint, prune, herbaceous nose; low-mid acids; mid tannins; semi-long, hot, red fruit finish. Burger, pizza, pasta wine. 15.5/89.
Touring historical pun country on Hooks, Lines, and Zingers, Round Two. Research with AI and reading collections found classics and malapropisms in news, headlines, and literature. Only a few groaners. Please share any favorites in the comments.
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Eric Asimov: 50th anniversary of the blind tasting in Paris, when the perception of American wines changed forever. 9 French judges blind-tasted 20 wines. Napa won! He chronicles the remarkable achievements since then, unrivaled successes in 5 decades.
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$15 Paso Robles value (Costco) 2022 McPrice Myers Cabernet Sauvignon M by Mac and Billy. Mid garnet, rim variation, viscous (14.0 alc.); red fruit, herbaceous, berry nose; low acids; soft tannins; easy-drinking party and appetizer wine. 15/88.
The Onion: mass grave by White House with more than 150 former Trump advisors… decade’s worth of decayed flesh, bone, high-level security clearance tags. DNA samples Sean Spicer, Anthony Scaramucci, Reince Priebus, Rex Tillerson… victims no one would come looking for. (More)
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Interested in learning more about Burgundy? The Bureau Interprofessionnel des Vins de Bourgogne (the Bourgogne Wine Board - BIVB) is a non-profit association organized to promote the wines of Bourgogne (Burgundy). It published a paid, helpful guide to the region's wines and their differences in the NYT, highlighting its more reasonably priced wines. https://t.co/HgdShe4c45