Tom

Full Time Sports Trader, Part time Cricket Tweeter

[Tom @tomgardner5]

@GuidoFawkes 0.1%? Ah, that'll be me, I bought a new TV from Currys during the bank holiday.

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@lmharpin I think the problem is, they weren't arsonists when he beat them off...

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@bphillipsonMP Oh no did Kemi use hurty words? Maybe you could spaff the budget on getting 'The GC' to give you a hug

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@amandaknox Thanks for speaking up Amanda. Could you please also make a public appeal for Fred West, he was a great builder and people are focusing too much on evidence and bodies and not enough on the fact that a great builder would never ruin their work by hiding bodies under the patio

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A spokesman for the PM said "This simply isn't true, it hasn't come across Kiers desk and if it had he'd have sucked it up'

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@TorstenBell Torsty Worsty did nasty Kemi make you feel a bit saddy waddy? Did she say mean fings? You poor lickle soldier, mummy give you big cuddle wuddle.

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@JuliaHB1 At least Hitler paid for his own glasses

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Labour delivering on their top priorities whilst ignoring ours

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

I’m delighted that Alaa Abd El-Fattah is back in the UK and has been reunited with his loved ones, who must be feeling profound relief.

I want to pay tribute to Alaa’s family, and to all those that have worked and campaigned for this moment.

Alaa's case has been a top priority for my government since we came to office. I’m grateful to President Sisi for his decision to grant the pardon.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

America will never be the same.

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@TheBarmyArmy Bill Athey

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@AndrewPierno Send

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@AndrewPierno Send

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@wallaceme Second book is a puzzle book where he scrambles up the names of journalists and the reader has to decipher them. Watch out for ‘Camel Walkar’

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@markyiverson Good Luck Mark! 👍🏻

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Gleeson the victim in the final ball montage for Blast and Hundred

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A comfortable catch in the deep if you can call it comfortable, I would say a big wicket but it's not really a big wicket. Class

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Tim David will be blocking Southern Braves' telephone number ahead of the next 'draft'

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@cricketpuntery At least the milkman delivers…

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Seriously decent thread

[Erika Morris @ErikaMorris79]

While #CricketTwitter might be arguing about #thehundred I’ve taken my usual look through the data and what it’s telling us. This thread is Men’s comp and the data on the Women’s will follow next week.
Firstly detail of a few of the data parameters I used to do this

[Tom @tomgardner5]

Two types of leave