Tom Glover

Good times today, stupor tomorrow.

[Tom Glover @tomglover91]

@DazzaDavies Dedicated you, Daz.

[Tom Glover @tomglover91]

Maybe just first in my bloodline to ride a horse

[Tom Glover @tomglover91]

First in my bloodline to ride a horse through Yellowstone

[Tom Glover @tomglover91]

Katz Deli not gonna know what’s hit it today

[Tom Glover @tomglover91]

Off the ale

[Tom Glover @tomglover91]

@trottofficial @1990sUtd Saw it earlier. It’s not going away soon, is it?

[Tom Glover @tomglover91]

@trottofficial @hepimp Surely a Kuckoo favourite?

[Tom Glover @tomglover91]

@trottofficial @scott_mills Sensational

[Scott Mills @scott_mills]

Stop guessing ages! You're as young as you feel!

[Tom Glover @tomglover91]

@mionomedev @trottofficial

[Tom Glover @tomglover91]

@trottofficial @chuckthomasuk Gregg got to be the bookies favourite.

[Tom Glover @tomglover91]

@aelfred_D @trottofficial

[Tom Glover @tomglover91]

@NufcJ23 @ItsBigZuu @trottofficial

[Tom Glover @tomglover91]

An all timer tweet

[Tom @WiggumCharm]

NOT ONE of these #Manosphere saddos has ever gone down the pub and had a pint. None of them have ever successfully flipped a beer mat and caught it. None of them have ever got the fruity to pay-out

This alone disqualifies them from talking about masculinity. Fucking soft lads…

[🧑🏾‍🦱 @ewgraiam]

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[Tom Glover @tomglover91]

At least rugby league is still the professional sport

[uninspired beige @TallForNxthing]

My only issue with ozempic is that some of yall are taking it before considering the fact that you have a naturally large head.

[Tom Glover @tomglover91]

Could have 10 pints

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Your dad hasn't been himself since he was radicalised by Clarkson's Farm.

[Tom Glover @tomglover91]

If I owned a bar in an airport I would simply have more than one staff on