Boaty Mcboatface

[Boaty Mcboatface @tomgoodluck123]

#SPAAUT Not like players from Spain to have super-human energy levels when pressing…

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On a positive note, we haven’t had Lee Dixon sounding like Karl Pilkington…. #ENGGHA

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When you need Harry McGuire at a corner…. #ENGGHA

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Credit to Ghana for defending well but England have been pretty wank to be fair…. #ENGGHA

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my ejaculate has
More sense of direction than Tuchel #ENGGHA

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Kane!!!! eeee Orr!!!! #ENGGHA

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Meanwhile Phil Foden and Carlton Cole sup their beers. #ENGGHA

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#ENGGHA stay patient? It’s been 60 years Micah!!!

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Rashford must have really pissed off Tuchel at some stage.. #ENGGHA

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Messi, Mbappe and Harland have all risen- Harry Kane has shrunk… #ENGGHA

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Left footed left back may help #ENGGHA

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#ENGGHA In a very tough field, Anthony Gordon is still clearly England’s crappest player this evening…

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England probably need to bring on a creative player to provide that final ball. The game’s set up for Phil Foden or Carlton Cole…. #ENGGHA

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Credit to Ghana for being successful with the ‘Cape Verdi’ 11 at the back…. #ENGGHA

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England wingers have not delivered . Rashford and saka needed #ENGGHA

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#ENGGHA I’m
Not sure we have a world class left winger on the pitch

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Bazball doesn’t give bowlers time to recover - when did we last bowl like this in a second innings? #ENGvNZ

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#ENGvsNZ Can somebody tell the England coaching staff that batting slowly, test style, gives a rest period so that your fast bowlers can perform in the second innings…

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Lewis Hamilton - pure class. Didn’t take his eyes off his team during the whole Italian national anthem

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Pure class. Didn’t take his eyes of his team as they danced to their national anthem #LH44