Tom Greenhalf

Jazz Pianist and Clarinettist in Kingston and London.

[Tom Greenhalf @tomgreenhalf]

@lucaccarr Damn, losing faith in you day by day 🙄

[Tom Greenhalf @tomgreenhalf]

@4moms anything I can do to stop this Mamaroo squeaking? Already well greased and tightened.

[Euan McTurk @106Euan]

Not only is this a shocking waste for a completely petty reason, but it's baffling that they weren't snapped up at a bargain price to be used to make apple pies, cereal/energy bars, cider and apple juice.

An astounding lack of joined-up thinking and business acumen on display.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

If we want to stop Boris Johnson and stop Brexit we have to put country before party

[Tom Greenhalf @tomgreenhalf]

@VeoliaUK Hi Ellen, the rubbish has been collected but the related infestation is the problem.

[Tom Greenhalf @tomgreenhalf]

@VeoliaUK Solar court, cr0 2ez

[John H @JohnHiley]

Cracking new selection of #craftbeer in @marksandspencer including @CamdenBrewery @BuxtonBrewery & @fourpurebrewing 🍻

[Tom Greenhalf @tomgreenhalf]

Can you tell me what the mystery light beer was from the 14/01 please? One of the best I've ever tasted👍

[Tom Greenhalf @tomgreenhalf]

@MattKingTown can't believe super hands turned up at the comedy club. Legend.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

In 2011 a man crashed his motorcycle and died because he wasn't wearing a helmet during a protest ride against mandatory helmet laws.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Human semen contains Selenium, a powerful cancer fighting agent and direct exposure to semen reduces the risk of breast cancer by 50%.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

In outer space there exists a gigantic cloud of alcohol which can be used to produce 400 trillion trillion pints of beer.

[Совершенно Секретно @COB_CEKPETHO]

Тема Клюшин выложил, сказанную Якеменко @yakemenko правду про Путина http://t.co/Gju6yzD9 #Клюшин RT