Tempura Simp

Pot head. New Japan Pro Wrestling Fanatic. Avid subscriber to onlyfans. Lucho con tristeza. He/Him/Dude

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We have both kinds of music ... Queer Country and Queer Western.

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@RobbieEagles_ A1 World Cup

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@TheRoadTramp @panfaddles @JoJoFromJerz @RPondelick Meh. I miss the old times square from Taxi Driver. Back when America was Great.

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@EdKrassen What needs to stop is humanity. We are the problem. All of us. The sooner a mass extinction wipes is out the better off the world will be.

[SHEIKAH @darksheikftf]

I think wrestlers should
try being good
Consider being a worker

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Me on moving day: Has many many boxes of clothes and books. So many. Like, how are there so many?

Me every other day: Only looks at cell phone. Shirt smells like hamper.

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JAY-Z: What's the red stuff on these mango slices?
ME: It's Chamoy, Jay Z.

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That awkward moment when you realize you too have thickened upon standing...

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For the longest time I thought the Fresh Prince was born and raised in a place called Westville Lenovia

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Surely the Lasso existed before 2020... right? The timeline of this show makes no sense

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Why would I want to watch a show about the guy who invented the Lasso?

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Slappy Kiester!! He is Glizzen!!

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2023 Day one.
Number of jetpacks readily available to the public: Still zero.

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Thoroughly enjoying my girlfriends final form of dirtbag linecook that always has coke on her ❤️

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I’ve never gone viral but I have made several people quite ill

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I’ve never in my life been to a single business meeting that couldn’t have been an email

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I was today years old when I found out the Buddy Holly song Peggy Sue is actually about pegging.

#TheMoreYouKnow

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@LoSucks At least you’re still devastatingly beautiful

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I have big “pretending I know everything about some shit I just heard” energy

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@_denisesalcedo @HOODSLAM every fkn time