monica

so who you gonna call, the martini police?

[monica @tomhardty]

the scariest horror movie out right now is every time someone on love island leads a kiss with their whole entire tongue out

[monica @tomhardty]

just saw a video of myself from 2021 and I was so skinny

[monica @tomhardty]

@miasommar they hid them in the history tab when you open the side menu on mobile

[monica @tomhardty]

@miasommar hell nah

[monica @tomhardty]

kacey musgraves have you considered dabbling into lesbianism

[🇲🇽 Kacey Musgraves México @spaceykaceymx]

Kace Musgraves tonight at Gruene Hall singing Uncertain, TX (N2)
@KaceyMusgraves

[monica @tomhardty]

haven’t recognized a single person at met gala but immediately clocked bad bunny in old man drag… mi gente latino

[monica @tomhardty]

reading famesick and eating freshly baked banana bread after spending the weekend enjoying the beautiful weather in new york and deep cleaning my apartment

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Kacey Musgraves in the recording booth

[monica @tomhardty]

lana finally doing a bond theme but it's for a video game

[monica @tomhardty]

not able to go to lena dunham’s book tour tonight because I already had tickets to see lily allen at radio city…. all adventurous women do

[monica @tomhardty]

just announced this to my girlfriend and our reactions sent shockwaves across the city

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Aubrey Plaza is pregnant and expecting her first child with partner Chris Abbott, PEOPLE reports.

(https://t.co/i5EsW36HjK)

[monica @tomhardty]

@miasommar ?

[monica @tomhardty]

@miasommar prenup… if elvis is marrying us everything mine is yours baby

[monica @tomhardty]

when I told my gf we should go to vegas for vacation and get eloped for fun and she said no because she knows we would do it for real

[monica @tomhardty]

@miasommar

[monica @tomhardty]

being a dog owner in new york is so polarizing right now I’m making a whole show of picking up my dog’s shit so people know I’m not like the Others

[monica @tomhardty]

I just don’t have it in me to hear a white person’s opinion on bad bunny... you better shake that ass at half time or shut da hell up

[monica @tomhardty]

David Lynch's estate tweeting from his account like they're announcing depop drops of his belongings is so depressing and embarrassing... not a single ounce of class or respect for him whatsoever :/

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

Hi again!

I want to make sure you all understand that the eBay sale of the David Lynch Estate is for everybody. I will be posting both auction items and buy now items. The buy now items will be priced fairly and will be more accessible for those with a limited budget. Please note two things... 1. There can be both an item priced to buy now and the same item as an auction piece. This way if you miss the buy now price, you still have a chance to get it via the auction. 2. You will need to be on top of the posts as they can come at anytime. If you don't want to miss the buy now deals, please keep your eyes peeled! Thank you so much!
https://t.co/cQj3zYsKZa

[monica @tomhardty]

when they’re doing so much coke on Industry you start getting scared

[monica @tomhardty]

why is sombr literally 2D