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[STEVEN @mash_sir]

Huyo mdame wa kadress kama ni wewe Niko sure mechi Yako ni moto kama chapati za njiani

[Mr White @DrWhiteW]

Dem mmoja ajitolee atuambie nini kinaeza Fanya women to leave a billionaire and cheat with a pauper?

[Kogalo 1968 @DrJIMWANG]

Anyone who knows where we can get the GOR Retro Jerseys
Ata Kama ni chuom, involve us
This and the other retros

[Dapsy𓃵 @symplyDAPO]

The moment you figure out who the 4th person behind them is, this photo instantly becomes legendary. 🔥

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

The road from Khoja to Odeon junction jioni 🔥🔥
Hoodies za mia tatu, sweatpants za two chweza na sweaters maridadi. Alafu opposite cookie house kuna mraiya huwa na jackets ajabu jioni.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Hint - it's not Arsenal. #MUquiz

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE!!! 🏆

#ChelseaChampions #UCLFinal

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Mardiyyah ❤️💐 @iam_Mardiyyah]

If y’all know what this guy did for her you will never question why she chose him despite having more wealthy men that are coming for her

[Gituma Nturibi @gitts]

Remove phone backup then there's an option to delete photos and videos already on my phone. Got my storage back that way. I'm not boarding!

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

John Mbadi was almost killed in jevanjee by angry nairobians while forcing hungry Kenyans to accept the finance bill 2026. If it wasn't for his security who were armed with pistols we would be sympathizing with his young family. Wakenya hawataki upuzi kabisa.

[Mbula Mutula @MbulaMutula]

Thank you Citizen TV for doing the Lord’s work. The two incompetent experts have been cornered by Kasongo. Hapo hawawezi jitoa. Their days are numbered. #RejectFuelPrices

[Kipkalya Kones @MrKipkalya]

There is this gentleman called Peter Ranginya. I am reliably informed that he is based in the Scandinavia. His analyses of John Mbadi usually blow my mind. Let me share five paragraphs verbatim from his last blockbuster...

"The guy has treated Luo's to obnoxious arguments that ought to explain the tribulatiins of the Luo nation. Mbadi says the high cost of living, collapsing of health services and the education systems, joblessness among the youth is “because of Kikuyus". All his meetings and rallies in Luo Nyanza have been about airing historical grievances against the Kikuyus and stocking anti Kikuyu sentiments. CS Mbadi is a worse tribalist than Gachagua can ever be, given that he was around BABA since 2007 and served as the chairman of Raila’s ODM for a decade and learned nothing from Raila who was a Nationalist and a Pan-African.

Raila held the conviction that tribalism is a detrimental force to the common good that must be "eradicated at any cost!" Throughout his life, BABA consistently acted in accordance with these beliefs. Yet Mbadi learnt completely nothing from BABA despite years of proximity to the mzee. No wonder Mbadi is pleading with Raila's followers and supporters to abandon their ancestor, Raila Amolo Odinga. As our sister in-law, Michelle Obama states “Power does not change you. It reveals who you are”.

Mbadi harbors the illusion that he can lead ODM and become a Luo kingpin under the direction of his master, Ruto. This is not just unattainable, it is politically immoral for any people to back him. One must sympathise with a section of "Luo elders" who have “installed” him as a Luo elder twice not knowing that the man they follow is moving around like a headless chicken unaware that every move he has been making is a foot into his political grave.

Mbadi's aspiration to become ODM party leader, Ruto’s running mate, Luo Kingpin, and Nairobi governor will come to zero after denigrating the name of Africa's most recent celebrity and De facto father of the Republic of Kenya.

His leadership as CS Finance has led to loss of national properties such as Safaricom, sugar factories, prime farming lands, Kenya pipeline among others. These properties have been sold out for peanut without public participation. No wonder when I use AI to analyze Mbadi’s speeches, AI tells me that "The speaker consistently appears angry or aggressive in public, which may indicate that he could be suffering from several potential mental disorders, most notably IED (Intermittent Explosive Disorder)”.

What Ranginya is saying is that Mbadi suffers from improvised explosive devices🤣🤣🤣

Anyway, on a serious note, let's delve a bit into this. 1/2 (Thread 🧵) 👇🏽

[Mutembei TV @MutembeiTV]

Shut up! I will talk about fuel Later — drama in Nyakach as Mbadi could not addres luos after fuel hike anger

[Sifuna Updates @Goldfield6]

"I heard Mbadi say where is Raila now, I don't want to answer but just remind..." Ida Odinga

Waah! Hii ni mwecheche 🔥 Ida amechamuka

Is like mbadi has irked the Odinga's Family including even winnie odinga and Ruth odinga

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

20 years ago, Guy Goma, a Congolese job seeker, arrived at the BBC for an interview but was mistakenly taken for a tech expert and quickly put on a live broadcast. What followed became one of television’s most iconic unscripted moments

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

I need a good book that serves as an introduction to pure mathematics for someone who comes completely from the humanities, has little grasp of math, and is terrible at thinking mathematically

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

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3. Sia - Midnight Decisions
4. Bruno Mars - Too Good to Say Goodbye
5. Ed Sheeran - Give Me Love
6. Ariana Grande & Justin Bieber - Stuck With You
7. John Legend - Love Me Now
8. The Weeknd - Echoes Of Silence
9. Taylor Swift - Style
10. Rihanna - California King Bed
11. Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball
12. Billie Eilish & Khalid - lovely
13. Ne-Yo - Mad
14. Khalid & Normani - Love Lies
15. Miguel - Sure Thing
16. Fridayy - When It Comes To You
17. Brent Faiyaz - Trust
18. 6LACK - Sorry
19. Drake, Lil Durk & GIVEON - In The Bible
20. Justin Bieber - What Do You Mean?
21. Lucky Daye - Over
22. SZA - What Do I Do
23. Bryson Tiller - We Both Know
24. Chris Brown Ft. Fridayy - Perfect Timing
25. GIVEON Ft. Snoh Aalegra - Last Time
26. Ty Dolla $ign Ft. J. Cole - Purple Emoji
27. PARTYNEXTDOOR - Not Nice
28. Future - Turn On The Lights
29. Sam Smith Ft. Burna Boy - My Oasis
30. Ne-Yo - Miss Independent
31. Usher - U Remind Me
32. Chris Brown - Fine China
33. Zara Larsson & MNEK - Never Forget You
34. Kesha - Die Young
35. Khalid - Location
36. Justin Bieber - DAISIES
37. Ariana Grande Ft. Big Sean - Best Mistake
38. Snoh Aalegra - LOST YOU
39. Jhené Aiko Ft. Swae Lee - Sativa
40. Kehlani Ft. Lucky Daye - Can You Blame Me
41. Bryson Tiller - You Got It
42. Khalid - Bad Luck
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45. Drake Ft. SZA - Slime You Out
46. Big Sean Ft. Lil’ Wayne & Jhené Aiko - Beware
47. G-Eazy Ft. Chris Brown & Tory Lanez - Drifting
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51. Jeremih Ft. YG - Don’t Tell ‘Em
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53. Shakira Ft. Rihanna - Can’t Remember to Forget You
54. J. Cole Ft. TLC - Crooked Smile
55. NF - Nate
56. Eminem Ft. X Ambassadors - Bad Husband
57. Kendrick Lamar Ft. Rihanna - LOYALTY
58. Kanye West Ft. Dwele - Flashing Lights
59. Dave - Twenty To One
60. Drake Ft. 2 Chainz & Big Sean - All Me
61. Kanye West, Gucci Mane, Big Sean, 2 Chainz, Travis Scott, Yo Gotti, Quavo & Desiigner - Champions
62. 2 Chainz Ft. Drake - No Lie
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65. Roddy Ricch - Die Young
66. Post Malone Ft. Young Thug - Goodbyes
67. DaBaby Ft. Roddy Ricch - ROCKSTAR
68. Nicki Minaj Ft. Lil’ Wayne - High School
69. Gucci Mane Ft. Drake - Both
70. Future Ft. The Weeknd - Low Life
71. Kanye West Ft. Rihanna - Famous
72. Meek Mill Ft. Drake - R.I.C.O.
73. Lil’ Wayne Ft. Drake & Future - Love Me
74. Drake Ft. Nicki Minaj - Make Me Proud
75. Burna Boy Ft. Mick Jagger - Empty Chairs

[BookMania @iam_nyakoi]

Fixing a man who reads books by Dostoevsky,Friedrich Nietzsche,George Orwel,Sylvia Plath,Albert Camus,Franz Kafka and Murakami is not going to be easy.

[The Creative ® @thecreativexx]

Apparently, people don't know the difference between "inspired by true events" and "based on a true story"

Smh