Tom Hemsley

Freelance copywriter

[Tom Hemsley @tomhems]

@maxrushden pressing conspiracy question. Why were Man City allowed the play in the same colour shorts as West Ham? I've heard nothing about it.

[Tom Hemsley @tomhems]

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @JohnBrewin_ @Towno10 @bglendenning Has anyone noticed that pundits across the board insist on overusing the word 'that'? That ball, that far post, that box. What happened to the word 'the'?

[Tom Hemsley @tomhems]

@RDStokes31 @casualgamer_sa @JeffStelling False: Arsenal were awarded a similar foul at 9 minutes for a two handed push by McTominay on Martinelli, again failing to get the ball. No debate on whether that was a foul.

[Tom Hemsley @tomhems]

@charliepi What flavour was the ice cream?

[Tom Hemsley @tomhems]

New portfolio up now: https://t.co/kH5zxkHcuS Thanks @carbonmade!

[Tom Hemsley @tomhems]

Nice little opportunity: Studio La Plage are looking for a copywriter on Monday and Tuesday. Sadly, I can't make it, but if you can, send details of your social experience and examples, day rate and availability to [email protected]  https://t.co/LfLW6n7Cqe

[Tom Hemsley @tomhems]

Some new charity DM work on my portfolio this morning. Love leaflets? Check it out. https://t.co/LfPwvxHRNm

[Tom Hemsley @tomhems]

@louistheroux I'm desperate to watch the counter-doc the scientologists made about you. Did you ever hear if it got released?