ali

atrocious

[ali @tomichali]

i want everyone to know that i just went on a run for the first time because i’m a fitness legend and i think i blacked out but that’s just part of the grind baby

[ali @tomichali]

i’d sell my soul to a dirty chai

[ali @tomichali]

@amandaamccormac ain’t nobody stopping you sister

[kara jackson - debut album gyal @fridahalo]

finna buy pat a blimp

[ali @tomichali]

the correct way to eat mac n cheese is with a fork, but you have to use the fork like a spoon

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

At Trader Joe’s with no list. No plan. Clear eyes. Full heart. Huge ass. Can’t lose

[ali @tomichali]

@s_tarrra i’ve been really into “:D” recently. i feel like it expresses the perfect amount of excitement i need

[ali @tomichali]

@baddestmug7 don’t tell them it’s the first time i’ve ever washed them

[ali @tomichali]

ladies, i just cleaned my makeup brushes and you know what that means😎 i am better and more productive than all of you

[ali @tomichali]

@paytonntorres full mouth open, minty spit flailing about, yet somehow feeling extra clean. also you were in my dream last night and all i can remember is that you smelled so fucking good

[ali @tomichali]

brushing your teeth in the shower is so freeing

[ali @tomichali]

buying a whole new bedspread instead of having to wash yours again >>

[ali @tomichali]

why is the idea of two guys being friends & going out to get food the cutest thing ever to me HAHAH i’m like aw you’re just like hangin out that’s nice 🥰 as if it’s not entirely ordinary

[ali @tomichali]

@amandaamccormac remember when krusty kreme told us to fuck ourselves when we asked for one

[ali @tomichali]

i’m really not a big fat astrology woman but i ALSO could not be more of a libra so where i stand is undeclared

[ali @tomichali]

i’m the naked window neighbor :/

[ali @tomichali]

@amandaamccormac dudes really think they’re a catch..for what

[ali @tomichali]

@dariaclawson_ new year new me. gonna be BIG. *gets another shitty pointless job i hate*

[ali @tomichali]

i quit the job i absolutely hated why am i sobbing

[ali @tomichali]

@kayleensylvia whenever she saw me she’d literally be like “i hope you work here a long time. but not forever so you can do bigger things” like so sweet. unfortunately girl sucked at running a restaurant LOL