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sorry mom

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30 flirty and THRIVING #happybirthdaytome

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Monthly twitter update

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Thinking beau is afraid was a super awesome dreamscape, thought provoking movie and then they throw a penis monster at me. Wtf I’m so pissed lol

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Orthodontic treatment done

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I guess

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@cweaver19921 @POTUS All politicians are apart of this exclusive club that none of us are invited to. Every single one.

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@Shanemgillis could’ve seen dead people but instead we get fart jokes

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“Your mother is a whore”
Possession victims 🤝 COD voice lobbies

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I get on twitter like once a month wtf is this lol

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@Skykoff1 Thank you skyler lmao

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I’m like the weight I was in high school now and this person at the gas station looked at me and said “ok Courtney love”. Lucky there aren’t any cliffs in Kansas or id drive off of one.

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Hey siri how many calories are in a gram of kratom???

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I’m still gonna watch it but I might cry at the same time 😒

[brian redban @redban]

TONIGHT! Come celebrate 10 Years of @KILLTONY w/ @TonyHinchcliffe + @redban and the band, with our special guests @joerogan & @tomsegura and many more surprises! 8PM CST

WATCH HERE - https://t.co/zBsM62BTaV

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One time this dude said his homie kissed him and he didn’t wanna be homophobic so he kissed him back cause it would’ve been rude to push him away and be like EW GAY

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Made an OF. Will post previews here if anybody is interested

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Twitter sucks. All my notifications are from people I don’t even follow

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Cats have basically experienced flying. Like imagine how exhilarating it would be to fly through the air because your owner tossed you off the counter. Like the ratio between the size of a cat and how far they can be tossed is insane.

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praying for lil Stevie and his cut off tiny legs 🙏🏻 @WMintgimery

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#NewProfilePic

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@cweaver19921 I bet it will. You’ll feel better too. And your wallet will be heavier. Good luck !