Tomisin

Degen Trader | Web3 | Memer | • DM for web3 collab

[slay @nemesis09066]

I told my boss I was going to use the toilet but didn't say which one. Now I'm at home

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

The person sleeping with your partner watching you brag about them online

[miruskitsa @miruskitsa]

si fueras un email serías hotmail

[Pro Jileka @MVProJileka]

Private doctors after issuing sick notes all day today:

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"It's a life changing opportunity. Try and apply. The deadline is in 17 days, by 2pm"

Me in 17 days, by 1:47pm:

[𝒹𝓇𝓌💭 @kendrrw]

i’d run into a burning building to save my airpods

[Lexsiun @unlexsi]

I wanna try this but I don’t have friends 😞

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When i ask chatgpt a medical question and it tells me to consult a doctor but i'm the doctor

[ava 𐙚 @staticangelll]

youre so funny get naked

[Tomisin @tomisinn__]

aren't you too old to be lying that you're single

[P R U D E N T 📊 🔺( ♟,♟) @PrudentSammy]

Game don cut💔

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me judging people for being addicted to their phones after my battery die:

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

[𓅓 @Anomaly_0n_x]

A big fan of whatever I am

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

This guy used AI to fix every villain ending 😂

[X @X]

all you have to do is start posting

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

POV: The professor opening my exam realizing he's the dragon warrior

[Tomisin @tomisinn__]

i no like make person meme dey funny pass my own

[Tomisin @tomisinn__]

@walkingflex_ @grok what anime is this?

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me at work watching my sick co-worker story