Matt Berg

I never drive faster than I can see, and besides that, it's all in the reflexes.

[Matt Berg @tomjoad187]

GO NUGGETS!! #BringItIn #MileHighBasketball Not only do I see this in my lifetime, but I see one of the best basketball TEAMS in NBA history win a championship for Denver! Great season, @Nuggets!

[Matt Berg @tomjoad187]

@thewanderer228 Why don't you ask him?

[Edward Luce @EdwardGLuce]

Hard to overstate what a sinister figure Elon Musk is. Never seen one oligarch in a western democracy intervene on anything like this scale with unending Goebbels-grade lies.

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT,!!

[Matt Berg @tomjoad187]

@ilovehiphop_88 @llcoolj This was the first album I got that my parents didn't like.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Trump and Vance's demagoguery is disgusting. But what strikes me is the reaction from Trump's cultured apologists and sophisticated enablers, in magazines and in boardrooms. What reaction, you ask? That's the point. There's none. Just pitiful silence in the face of rank bigotry.

[Matt Berg @tomjoad187]

@thehill "For instance, I kill animals in the Midwest!" Noem said, as she pulled the hairy hindquarter of some animal out of her purse and began gnawing on it.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

wow. if they can convict him, that means they can do this to anyone - me watching ernest goes to jail

[Katy Winge @katywinge]

Today is the day.

Happy Game 7 to all those observing.

[Harrison Wind @HarrisonWind]

Nikola Jokic after winning MVP: “To be honest, I liked last year when I didn’t win it and we won a championship much better.”

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

Murray had AD looking like a life alert commercial

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

anthony davis is a 4x all-nba defensive team selection and a 3x league leader in blocks and jamal murray looked at him guarding him one on one with the game on the line and was like “you are so fucking dead bro” 😭😭😭😭😭 what an absolute menace

[Matt Berg @tomjoad187]

@thehill Sick burn!

[Matt Berg @tomjoad187]

Today, I was told I look "old" by someone, and then someone else said I look like "Lyle Lovett... no, not Lyle Lovett... he's like Lyle Lovett, but less folksy. He was a judge on one of the singing contest shows..." then I left the room, depressed and confused.

[Matt Berg @tomjoad187]

@9NEWS "You guys are making us look bad in a bad way! We're trying to be bad in a more unnoticeable way."

-GOP Election Officials

[Matt Berg @tomjoad187]

@Reuters Why not just launch our trash into deep space? Odds of it hitting anything important would be near nil. If our trash did somehow find intelligent life, it'd prove to the aliens that they aren't alone... they'd be thrilled!

[Matt Berg @tomjoad187]

Why is it that every year I read about some cicada emergence happening that only happens once every 13 years or so? This year, they're saying it's a "rare double emergence." Trust the science they say. No thanks!

[Matt Berg @tomjoad187]

I'm ill-prepared for this post-2023 world... I don't have a working wall calendar! The good news is it will work again in the year 12023. I'll just have to write in the 1...

[Matt Berg @tomjoad187]

Miller High Life mixed with one ounce of Aperol and lemon juice is called a SPAGHETT.

[CineCalendar @CineCalendar]

Dec 11th 1978 - IRL, an estimated $6m was stolen at JFK Airport in an event that became known as The Lufthansa Heist. The heist was planned in #Goodfellas, but occurred off screen.

📽️📅 Goodfellas (1990)