Tom Kratt

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

We have had FA time, now it’s time for FO. We have a true American in the Whitehouse!

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

@AquinasBlugolds @Damileeeee Congrats Damien!

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

@AquinasBlugolds @JackFlottmeyer Congrats Jackson!

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

I bet we’ll need more Christmas wine before Christmas!

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

I think I will get arrested on the return from my fishing trip and need bail money once they find the drugs they planted on me. Stay tuned! I wonder if they will post my bail.

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

I told him I would buy another one. The imposter told me to follow the directions this time. I told him I was fishing up north for the rest of the week. So I won’t be able to pick up the new $500 gift card until Saturday.

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

So Rev Raj has asked me to buy a $500 gift card for his dying priest friend, the problem is the email for Father is fake
Obviously, a scam! I told the imposter I bought the card and instead of following his directions, I dropped the $500 card at the parish office. Wrong!

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

One bottle of wine and 25 grocery items doesn’t mean you can check out in the liquor department at 4 o’ clock on a Friday. “C’mon Man are you a junkie?”

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

Working from home, Obi finds me in the den, lays down, then goes running out, comes back with his blanket. I think he was figuring another long day at the office!

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

I think my wife is taking this social distancing a little too far! She just took all the pictures of our friends off the refrigerator.

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

Just about got all the rest of the supplies for the bunker. If you don’t hear from me I’ll be in the bunker in Wyoming...........I mean New York!

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

Is that Obi?

[kim @KimmyMonte]

this dog literally failed every single test thrown at him to become a service dog and i am scream laughing. but imho he’s still a very very good boy.

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

Smoked a turkey on the grill today, may have given the dog too many scraps!

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

If you are smoking at the gas pumps at your local gas station you have either been

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

Went by a party this morning about 1:30, I said that party is going to get busted. I must be pyshic!

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

Why yes dear I will!

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

Will you throw some more wine in there?

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

Mike Dunham: (after 4 hours of rain and 2 bottles of rum) .....and then we got creative!

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

On vacation heading back to the beach from my room with a cold beer in my hand. British woman gets on the elevator with me points at my beer and says “I see you are having a ‘starter’ before dinner.” That’s how I roll!

[Tom Kratt @tomkat2020]

Tommy:(O’Hare at 8:30 am): WTF I’ve already been up for 5 hours, I don’t usually get up for another 3 hours