tomkelshaw

Tech, homebrewing, fine rums, architecture. Minimal advertising.

[tomkelshaw @tomkelshaw]

@BarrieSeppings They internalise their pain. They'll cry about it later.

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@jyesmith My offer stands. 1 million United States Dollars for a night with you, Jye.

[tomkelshaw @tomkelshaw]

@BarrieSeppings Sounds… good? They only absorb a % of the Marxism. A little bit of it is good for kids, like eating dirt, or those Israeli peanut puffs. And we're much too old to go into battle against climate change or for social justice, so… "All green" status update from Pauline. Next?

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

@P____nut cauz they’re cool

[Stephen Diehl @smdiehl]

Evergreen tweet.

[tomkelshaw @tomkelshaw]

@kripy 2002/22 hoping i can shove something up my nose

[tomkelshaw @tomkelshaw]

@eskimon If you can do it once via desktop software yourself, consider UiPath to replicate the steps via RPA.

Otherwise I'd use KNIME for this on desktop. There's certainly a plugin that will do what you need.

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@richardamies @tomfgoodwin Yes but you go to cool places that use Resy or like, Signal-with-a-special-password, Richard.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

a drug that makes u feel like u fell asleep in the backseat of your parents car and get carried inside and tucked into bed

[tomkelshaw @tomkelshaw]

@bmorrissey If I was, I’d negotiate it sat at #2 regardless, looks more legit that way.

[Thomas Oxley @tomoxl]

hello, world! Short tweet. Monumental progress.

[Today in Yacht Rock @in_yacht]

Guitarist Jeff “Skunk” Baxter was born on this day in 1948. Baxter was a member of both Steely Dan and The Doobie Brothers prior to becoming a missile defense expert. He has served on Congressional advisory boards for both missile defense and space exploration.

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@MarkFonts @danksygram First thing I noticed. Looks like a “don’t” from that page in the brand book.

[rob @robistyping]

this is insane

[tomkelshaw @tomkelshaw]

@Ben_Phillips Yes! I wonder how do they choose? Reporting on a marketplace demands two equally exciting but opposite headlines per day. Every sale is also a buy! Everything hedged so many ways, the narrative is stabilized most days.

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@tommorton @dylanviner @Ben_Phillips @tassthegreek Look Tom it's called an 'advert'. It's best not to read too much into it.

[tomkelshaw @tomkelshaw]

@faris “What if … Cirque Du Soleil but instead of Quebecois arts subsidies and Vegas, it’s funded by a yoga cult with a fake news empire? I mean … sky’s the limit right? Anyway the account’s worth 400Mil so we’re pitching it.”

[tomkelshaw @tomkelshaw]

@Ben_Phillips That a country so rich in sunshine and uranium and intelligence insists on sticking to 1800's tech for energy generation and commerce is disheartening yes

[Arianna Orland @ariannaorland]

Raise your hand if you’re an OG enough designer to know what this is. 🙌