The Greatest

[The Greatest @tomkimsburner]

@TomMorrisonNFL @18birdiesking @Anthonylorenso2 Yea he’s in south beach so he doesn’t have to buy a plane ticket when he misses the playoffs😂😂😂

[The Greatest @tomkimsburner]

Obviously I want the rangers to get Ivar Stenberg the most (best player in the draft btw) but the odds of him falling to 5 are the same as me having sex lol

[The Greatest @tomkimsburner]

Chase Reid will fall to the rangers Chase Reid will fall to the rangers Chase Reid will fall to the rangers. Please

[The Greatest @tomkimsburner]

Alex karaban is legit the worst first round draft pick of all time

[The Greatest @tomkimsburner]

I’m literally so fucking horny

[The Greatest @tomkimsburner]

Good morning Celtics fans ahahaha

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Mendoza has to be fired after today right???? I mean what the fuck

[The Greatest @tomkimsburner]

Carlos Mendoza is legit the worst manager in Mets history. Worse than the rapist Mickey callaway. Worse than Miguel Rojas. He’s terrible

[The Greatest @tomkimsburner]

How easy would it be to fake my death so I don’t have to pay student loans anymore? Asking for a friend

[The Greatest @tomkimsburner]

Freddy peralta is actually worse than Frankie montas lmfaooooo

[The Greatest @tomkimsburner]

Hahahaa I’m going to drink so much beer tonight I might be comatose

[The Greatest @tomkimsburner]

I can’t wait till Freddy peralta gets shipped to mars

[The Greatest @tomkimsburner]

And I shank every golf ball I hit. And I got ghosted last night. My life is literally a fucking joke.

[The Greatest @tomkimsburner]

The Mets are literally fucking rancid

[The Greatest @tomkimsburner]

Tom Kim aka me will be winning the us open

[18birdiesking @18birdiesking]

real life midget in person

[The Greatest @tomkimsburner]

I ate box for AT LEAST 30 min last night. Also ate it for breakfast.

[The Greatest @tomkimsburner]

Seeing Oliver trees body burnt to a crisp on my feed was not on my bingo card today

[The Greatest @tomkimsburner]

The straight of Hormuz is not ready for the amount of Knicks championship merch we will be purchasing