Thomas Klaben

[Thomas Klaben @tomklaben]

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[Thomas Klaben @tomklaben]

@barelyRebecca There are lots of toys around, and a child that causes much noise. So I guess I do

[Thomas Klaben @tomklaben]

@barelyRebecca I have the same changing table…..

[Thomas Klaben @tomklaben]

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[Thomas Klaben @tomklaben]

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[Rockstar Energy @rockstarenergy]

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[Thomas Klaben @tomklaben]

@Roems Gotta get that lemon pepino! 😂😂 things you learn repeatedly going to places that are 120F.

[Thomas Klaben @tomklaben]

@barelyRebecca I mean what’s the worst that happens? You slip and lose a finger, that’s just like character development😂

[Thomas Klaben @tomklaben]

@Roems Also, look at flights out of NYC/BOSTON etc. flight was like 1/3rd the price. You just drive to parking somewhere along the metro line outside the city, and take the metro in to the airport.

[Thomas Klaben @tomklaben]

@Roems When I went to Germany for two weeks it was ~$560 flight. ~500 lodging (AirBnB’s split between 6) and probably another 1-2k in food and doing things.

[Thomas Klaben @tomklaben]

@barelyRebecca Unless it’s tequila, and free, and maybe around your birthday

[Thomas Klaben @tomklaben]

@Roems I mean... in a literally sense.. 🙃

[Thomas Klaben @tomklaben]

Nicole-“you’re looking at new truck rims and bike rims?” Me-“yes, guess which costs more?” Nicole “uhh truck” me-“nope, rear bicycle wheel alone costs moser than 4 truck rims 🙃”

[Thomas Klaben @tomklaben]

@barelyRebecca But why not?! You can always have more tools. Or I guess friends with tools work too

[Thomas Klaben @tomklaben]

@barelyRebecca It’s an excuse to buy more tools though.... and a realtor would say “the doors just have character”

[Thomas Klaben @tomklaben]

@barelyRebecca Curl into a ball, or accept that at 6’4” some part of me is going to hang or fall off the bed. Oh, also sleeping diagonal sometimes works

[Thomas Klaben @tomklaben]

@barelyRebecca Assert dominance, buy an octocopter.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Don't test me.

[Soudal Quick-Step Pro Cycling Team @soudalquickstep]

This never gets old 😂