Tom Lake

I'm like @pclaussen89...just much much better...

[Tom Lake @tomlake12]

And the award for worst online chat centre goes to @YodelOnline. Not only did the representative fail to answer 90% of questions, they then ended the chat without resolving any problem. Great customer service.

[The Writer @TheWriter]

Here's our @nickpadmore at #CMOInspired, apparently bathed in an eerie green light.

[The Writer @TheWriter]

30 lost English words. 'Rouzy-bouzy' is a personal favourite. https://t.co/S1c7nv7tBo

[The Writer @TheWriter]

Fancy a pint at the Farter Inn? Here's what happens when you let a 'neural network' name pubs. https://t.co/6FLelWZzgl

[Tom Lake @tomlake12]

Ikea update, they've missed off a third of the order that was supposed to arrive today. Speechless @IKEAUK @IKEAUKSupport @pernillehagild

[Tom Lake @tomlake12]

@IKEAUK @IKEAUKSupport @pernillehagild

[Tom Lake @tomlake12]

Email I sent to the Ikea UK country manager explaining the awful experience I've had with the brand. @IKEAUK @IKEAUKSupport

[Tom Lake @tomlake12]

@IKEAUKSupport Especially infuriating when I've taken a day off to be in after the first change in dates. Not what I'd expect from Ikea.3/3

[Tom Lake @tomlake12]

@IKEAUKSupport Delivery time for all items has moved from 4 days to 39. 2/3

[Tom Lake @tomlake12]

@IKEAUKSupport Having our furniture delivery postponed twice when we have an empty flat to live in isn't great. 1/2

[The Writer @TheWriter]

We've been learning to #code. Here's @hashbridge putting his skills to good use. #Fridaydrinks

[The Writer @TheWriter]

Our Jess' favourite word is 'galumphing'. For some #FridayFun, who's credited with inventing it? #quiz

[Tom Lake @tomlake12]

I can think of worse places to watch the drama unfold #londonbeerfactory #6nations #letssmashthefrench https://t.co/v7GMClOWQ3

[Tom Lake @tomlake12]

Meet the newest addition to the Lake clan, the gorgeous Olivia #bubbaniece… http://t.co/x73IYq5j3D

[Tom Lake @tomlake12]

New complaints over NHS ombudsman## http://t.co/VbhzJmw5bn

[Tom Lake @tomlake12]

The beacons are lit! #happybirthdaysis #stinker #oldernotwiser #birthdaybonfire http://t.co/gG3wBqPT7A

[Tom Lake @tomlake12]

@airfrance & @KenyaAirways the most incompetent airlines I've ever had the displeasure of travelling with #absolutejoke #worsttravelever

[Tom Lake @tomlake12]

Awesome session with the #ur7skenya team and the Kenyan u19s #theseboyscanplay @miikemiddleton… http://t.co/qhGK3AYPB6

[Tom Lake @tomlake12]

Awesome session with the #ur7skenya team and the Kenyan u19s #theseboyscanplay @miikemiddleton… http://t.co/iV1bdx7u9l

[Tom Lake @tomlake12]

Great first day with the #ur7skenya #whatacrew http://t.co/OnANjZqTdX