Tom

One of those people Drake was talking about when he said “y’all sleep at the Sheraton”

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Dont you dare do it @apple @AppleSupport https://t.co/CGlGIO4dRS

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Would you buy an iPhone without a traditional headphone jack?

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@SenFettermanPA You sir are the failure.

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@brianstelter ABC should be embarrassed for suspending him for this tweet. Sure it’s subjective but it’s very fucking easily defensible. This is “obeying in advance” and we should be very alarmed that ABC is suspending Terry based on one tweet that looks like this.

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@growing_daniel I logged back in after taking 3 months off from this toxic landfill just to see if this was actually real and sure enough it is. Fuck you you fucking anonymous incel loser. Pretty hard to believe you’re genuinely like hardy har har JD deport the menswear guy duuuuurr. Fuck you.

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@Scaramucci No, it couldn’t you fucking tool. He’s been a disaster even in this debacle until like 5 minutes ago.

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@bennyjohnson At what point do your viewers realize that you can make these clownish proclamations about “losing your country” simply because you’re a millionaire and you won’t be seriously impacted by the dumbest trade war of all time?

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@bennyjohnson You trying to get high and mighty about character is pretty rich. The goons that follow you now might not remember that you started your career plagiarizing other people’s work at HUFFPO but I do.

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@nfergus @tylercowen You - supposedly a big brain thinker - voted for this. He telegraphed all of this destruction and carnage over and over and over again and you made ridiculous arguments defending him.

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@shaunmmaguire It’s so funny that “truth seekers” like you will go so deep on Epstein - repeatedly tying him to the Clintons - and make no mention of his relationship with Trump. Epstein is recorded saying “I was Donald Trumps closest friend” how can you ignore that and still be credible?

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@peterbakernyt @neeratanden @MarkMazzettiNYT “Theories abound” shocked, SHOCKED were still doing this.

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@KelseyTuoc 'He was asking such detailed questions that we actually had to dial in another expert from Amtrak to get to some of the things he was asking about,' Buttigieg said in a Politico article published Wednesday.

Mayor Pete fully deserves to be marooned on Biden island

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@KelseyTuoc “the president of the United States is as vigorous a colleague or boss as I have ever had” is how that clip ends and it doesn’t sound like it’s about bike riding; knuckledragger Nehls’ question was broader than bike riding

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@KelseyTuoc Mayor Pete was just as complicit as the rest of your list: “the president of the United States is a vigorous a colleague or boss as I have ever had”

He was regularly hauled onto the Sunday shows to defend Biden’s mental acuity.

https://t.co/swXKkcHaKp

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

NEHLS: Biden falls off bicycles ... my question for you is, sir, have you spoken with any other cabinet members about implementing the 25th amendment on President Biden?

BUTTIGIEG: First of all, I'm glad to have a president who can ride a bicycle

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@michaeldweiss @AdamKinzinger It’s also not lost on me that charlatan real life Tony Stark’s ketamine addled brain starts tweeting in one direction (should filed) and then finishes in another (be listed) to entirely garble the message.

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@conorsen This is why the NYT covered Biden like they literally were @DougJBalloon

“Dow extends record breaking win streak. Here’s why that’s bad for Biden”

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@barronsonline Oh weird…no @elonmusk??

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@admcrlsn @neeratanden You seem new to @JakeSherman reporting (“reporting”). His journalistic process goes something like this:

*texts republicans*

*reads texts*

*publishes texts as thoughts he himself had*

*goes on TV to blame democrats for something somehow*

Rinse / repeat 🔄

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@sbg1 @KBAndersen It would be a real shame if people in the media didn’t tell Ameri…oh.

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@BpopeTV @atrupar It’s almost as if america shouldn’t have taken a pathological liar at his word on…anything.

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@atrupar @howardlutnick is an imbecile. But let’s us know when “fentanyl ends” whatever TF that means

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@JDVance The ultimate Karen VP. Did this even actually happen JD??