Tom Luce

Follower of Jesus · Husband of Stacy · Father · Mechanical Engineer · Fighter of Chaos

[Tom Luce @tomluce]

Just realized that moving to CA = no tweets. This must be remedied.

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Starbucks! #StarbucksSummerGame #sweeps
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Good thing these were not on my face when I was in an accident: @oakley 'sport' frames turn into a… https://t.co/iKSKKitStZ

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My backyard is now completely free of brush piles. This may be a first! Perhaps next weekend I can make a new one.

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In San Jose, Taxi hails you! #backwards #actuallyhappened

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@MGMGrand bartender told me they were "out of mojito leaves." Perhaps they should also stock mint leaves, the effect is about the same.

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I was just informed by a pouting cocktail waitress that they couldn't make a mojito because they didn't have mojito leaves. #fail #lasvegas

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Overheard from the back seat: "We're pretending the car can talk, but it doesn't have anything to say."

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This week we had an unsolicited, second annual "Look mommy! Blue clouds!" moment. #sunshine #pnw

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I hypothesize that the optimum shape for a placemat is an isosceles trapezoid.

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Proof that sunlight causes memory loss & delusional behavior: we just passed a car lot with people looking at red convertibles. #pnw #winter

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Hours? away from bringing a Linux server online at Luce End. @phday will be proud.

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Card. Shark. #gofish #games

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Please don't question my patriotism when I order Swiss cheese...

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Much Dim Sum has been consumed. #daywithmyvalentines

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French Bakery, toy store, @CafeCesura , post office, @unclesgamesbel. #daywithmyvalentines

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Took the day off to spend the #daywithmyvalentines

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WA has a medical records registry, but individuals are unable to access their data. #frustrating. #patienceisavirtue

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Apple put a flash on my phone for one purpose: taking pictures of my cats' eyes in dimly lit rooms.

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Homestudy 3/3 is done, now just waiting for paperwork! #adoption #foster