Tom Lyons

Succeed.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Joshua Kerry has now been charged with the murder of Ann Widdecombe

[Tom Lyons @tomlyons1994]

@mrchriscurwen @JeremyClarkson Charlie negotiating for Ckarkson and F1

Charlie: ‘I think we should pay X amount’
Charlie: ‘No, that’s ridiculous it should be X’
Charlie: ‘Come on, let’s meet in the middle’
Charlie: ‘I’m not doing that, 60/40’

[Tom Lyons @tomlyons1994]

@PolitlcsUK 😂

[Tom Lyons @tomlyons1994]

@PolitlcsUK @kateferguson4 Bet Andy Burnhams shitting himself

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🚨 BREAKING: Bodycam footage of the arrest of Henry Nowak, who had been stabbed moments prior by Vickrum Digwa

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@PolitlcsUK @ObserverUK The mans got no shame

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@SkyHelpTeam @skytv absolute shower of shit - anybody thinking of getting Sky Stream, keep your money and get a dodgy stick.

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To confirm, max didn’t get a penalty for corner one or three?

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@ThePosieParker Common sense vs evil * correction

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@CarefreeYouth Caicedo

[Tom Lyons @tomlyons1994]

@elonmusk Why is there a driver seat and steering wheel?

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@theskindoctor13 I had the privilege to meet Prateek and his family. We sold his family a car around 18 months ago and met them all. What a lovely family they were. Komi was the smiliest person ever. Thoughts are with their entire family. Speechless.

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@vsrsus @CarefreeYouth Is he now injured?

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@DeadlineDayLive @FabrizioRomano Wrong. Sold straight to Strasbourg.

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I find Kaveh Solhekol impossible to listen to.

Spit it out!

Bell. And. Downing. Are. Life. Long. Everton. Supporters.

GCSE English Language

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@DeadlineDayLive @TEAMtalk Imagine ONLY asking £40m for a rapist.

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@UberChelseaFC_ That's about 4 players too many after today.

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@SkyFootball @SkySportsPL @MitchLyons98 didn't even go in 😂

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@MercedesAMGF1 Put it in the bin.

[Tom Lyons @tomlyons1994]

@fesshole What do you mean always? How regularly do you stumble across Hedge Mazes?