tom mayers

Pasty boy 🪴 (he/him)

[Rory Steele @rorysteele]

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[DB @dyIanbrett]

The funk soul brother

[tom mayers @tommayers10]

Just finished 4 years of uni on an indiscriminate Thursday at 8:17 in the morning. What a weird feeling.

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@AndyBurnhamGM Big A, could ya sort the 50 bus route out pls. Been waiting at the bus stop for 30 mins n I’m having fajitas for dinner.

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@youlookso_cool @jetfury Need I remind you

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@Ollie_Redmond Imagine losing a fight to one of them

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Wanna nick one of these on a night out

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Ok ladies, what if the 3 in 1 is tresemme huh?

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Jeff Bezos is a space nonce

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A moment of silence for those working in a pub/ bar tonight. May you forever fight the good fight.

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Hopefully making the planet a little greener 🪴 big phat evacuated tube solar hot water system installed today. #sunburntmyballsoff #renewables @TheGreenParty

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Installed my first single cell solar hot water panel today. I dunno I think it’s pretty cool. (excuse the pale legs)

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@McVities big fan... almost too big of fan, love your hobnobs... could you make my day with a vegan alternative coming soon? #lactoseintolerant

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How have I survived a global pandemic but get incapacitated by plant jizz

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Absolute madness by Leicester

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Feel like I was robbed of childhood cause I never went centre parks

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The British people returning to pubs was like what I imagine it’s like when turtles return to the sea.

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It has come to my attention that i have a juicy j of an ass

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You can’t say Britain has culture when we don’t even season our mash potato