Tom McKinney

[Tom McKinney @tommckinn]

@TheLastLeg #LabourPains Miriam Margolyes, obviously.

[Tom McKinney @tommckinn]

@TheLastLeg @Channel4 @OpenMike_TV ukoff? #renamebrexit

[Tom McKinney @tommckinn]

@bbctennis According to Google, John Isner wears size 15 shoes. #bbctennis

[Glaswegian Yoko Ono @YokoOnoGlasgow]

Lie naked on the roof of a police van clothed only in chips. Gulls will come. One shall speak a leader's name. Vote for them with Marmite.