Tommie Rae

[Tommie Rae @Tommieraee]

I can assure you, there is more to life then complaining about gas prices.

[Tommie Rae @Tommieraee]

I dont know what's funnier.... the sad old white folk from Northern Michigan that are announcing how bad the half time show sucked, or the fact that they think anyone cares. 🤣

[Tommie Rae @Tommieraee]

Robby told me "absolutely no wallpaper in the addition" today, and now I'm trying to figure out how to tell my family I'm getting a divorce 3 days before Christmas.

[Tommie Rae @Tommieraee]

If you cheated off me in grade 10 biology chances are you dont know a fucking thing about mRNA technology.

[Brandon Marino @TheBatMarino]

From a gymnast friend regarding Simone Biles 🐐❤️

[Tommie Rae @Tommieraee]

One of my greatest accomplishments is getting blocked from Tomi Lahrens Facebook for just laugh recting to one of her dumb ass stories. ✌

[Tommie Rae @Tommieraee]

@MileyCyrus @CashApp $tommiejensen Tesla!!!

[Tommie Rae @Tommieraee]

@colinp24 Lots of love for you, Colin. Thanks for speaking up about this. ❤

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

This is how I’m going to be running around my neighborhood when baseball comes back

[Tommie Rae @Tommieraee]

"Laker nation I'd be selling y'all short if I read from this shit..." Made me soften my hatred for Lebron a little.

[Tommie Rae @Tommieraee]

Didnt have favorite students until this week when I heard 7 different 6th graders say "for Kobe!" while throwing stuff away. 😭

[Tommie Rae @Tommieraee]

Tara just informed me today that she locked her knees standing up at my wedding in hopes that she would pass out. 😂😂

[Tommie Rae @Tommieraee]

@jenselissen What?!?!?! I didnt know!!! Congratlations!!!

[Tommie Rae @Tommieraee]

When I start showing, the first person besides Robby or my family that touches my stomach is getting smacked.

[Tommie Rae @Tommieraee]

Maybe I'm not cut out for being a teacher because the hardest thing I've ever had to to is calmly discipline a kid (and not call him an ignorant little turd) who says "I'm not sitting next to him, hes gay!"

[Tommie Rae @Tommieraee]

I'd be way more excited that this fall is starting off with Friday the 13th and a full moon in the same day if I didnt work in a public school.

[Tommie Rae @Tommieraee]

Best thread on Twitter. Hands down. 😭❤

[Sayed Tabatabai, M.D. @TheRealDoctorT]

The medical student shadowing me looks over my clinic schedule. She sighs exaggeratedly.

“Doctor T, your YOUNGEST patient today is 70. Don’t you get tired of only seeing older patients?”

I look down at my patient list, and smile.

I don’t see what she sees... 1/