Sayed Tabatabai, M.D.

Physician (nephrologist), writer. My debut book “These Vital Signs” @harpercollins is available now in stores and online.

[Sayed Tabatabai, M.D. @TheRealDoctorT]

@LiveRavenNation “Hey guys, Ed Reed is in the audience!”

“That’s great Malaki, aren’t you supposed to be covering Brian Thomas Jr. deep?”

“OH SH-“

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@moorehn Never underestimate an Auntie’s blessings 🙏❤️. (On the flip side, God help you if you are the target of an Auntie’s wrath.)

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@kristianfortx Congratulations! You’ve been consistently upbeat and positive throughout the campaign. Big win, for everyone!

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@autyelmore Kornacki’s khakis give better political analysis than King. Kornacki and it isn’t CLOSE Austin of House Elmore!!!

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@starstrickenSF I knew that!!!! lol I’m just too excited 🙏❤️

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@transplnt_mdphd @baconelf 😑

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DON’T

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Scientists discover what appear to be fossilized red blood cells inside the bones of a 115-million-year-old dinosaur.

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@daniel_zank No idea.

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@transplnt_mdphd TRANSPLANT MD PHD DONT

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Why is there a bottle of cologne in this patient’s spine?

[Oren Gottfried, MD @OGdukeneurosurg]

Give a Spine Surgeon, a heart attack in one image. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it. I just wanna climb into the image and fix things.

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@VasilisLerikos Where are you on EDC, Vas? Get rid of him or maybe an old dog can learn new tricks?

Also what’s your take on Lamar? See if you can get him to waive the no trade clause and recoup some picks? Or try and re-sign him come hell or high water.

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@CaitlinKellyNYC I think there’s a couple of “real” ones out there. NYC makes a ton of sense 😂

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Medical assistant: Dr. T, what are you dressing up as for Halloween?

Me: Well, you know, I’m in my 40s now and it kinda feels like it’s time to grow up a bit and just-

MA: Wait, is that your Ghostbusters car in the parking lot?

Me: 😐

MA: 🤨

Me: 🚨WHO YA GONNA CALL?!🚨

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@lauraf68 ❤️

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“Never doubt the capacity of art to bring about moments of profound emotion and reflection.”

-Patrick Stewart, “Making It So: A Memoir.”

Rest in peace to one of the all-time greats. Thank you for all of the moments.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Patrick Stewart, 'Star Trek' Captain and 'X-Men' Superhero, Dies at 86 https://t.co/sWmmwnoDlu

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@CordellWoodland @FilmstudyRavens I’m not sure if this answers the scripting question that has come up on your pod, but I’m not sure how literally Doyle means he actually scripts everything out, vs just having a detailed plan for various scenarios.

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@morrisonMSK @A24 I wrote something similar a few years back for Halloween. Spooky concept lol.

https://t.co/V3CeHhdclk

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I went into medicine to help people.

No, really, I did. I know it sounds corny now, or fake, I suppose. But there was a reason for this.

At least once.

I have to keep telling myself that. Keep remembering that.

Because I’m running out of time.

And I want you to know. 1/

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@marklewismd Using my Palm Pilot to check Epocrates to cross-reference my Physician’s Desk Reference on how to calculate FENA.

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@emmitonair Todd Heap