Tom

[San Marino Fútbol 🇸🇲 @SanMarinoTeam]

@SpursOfficial Play against us, please. 🙏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[george @StokeyyG2]

I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES.

WHAT HAVE WE JUST WITNESSED.

THIS IS FOOTBALL.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

The way I burst out laughing 😭😭

[Ahmezinoo @ahmezinoo]

Sesko through in goal. This brainless guy decides to shoot instead of passing. He’s so shit.

[Tom @tommmpyeah]

@leonn_simpson Is that Eastenders any good? Thinking of watching it from the start

[Tom @tommmpyeah]

Onana can never play for united again it’s only fair

[WE WUZ KANGS OF ENGLAND @Flaminiesta]

Utd spending £120m on Cunha and Mbeumo after 15th with no European football

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

just imagined chido obi martin in hojlund’s place for that big chance

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

Robbie Savage is the worst commentator in football, unbearably insufferable.

[Danny @Dannynn__]

Need a Luke Littler biopic like Robbie Williams but he's played by a meat and potato pie

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Brilliant. Robbie Savage has noticed a potential issue with the new system so he's now going to repeat himself every 5 minutes for the next 70 minutes just so he can be sure that we've all heard him.

[AndyMk_83 @AndyMk_83]

I've never been more convinced, more quickly into a United player's career that it will absolutely not work out, than I am with Joshua Zirkzee. He is absolutely shite.

[Tom @tommmpyeah]

Gonna end up pulling my bastard eyes out watching United

[han @gospeIoak]

and if the double gregger bus crashes into us

[Billy_. @TheQuietKid18]

Aw these Oasis fans crawling oot the woodwork but couldnae even name ye more than 2 flavours.

[Matthew Morrell @lovejoy_77]

We need to bring back the death penalty for any stabbings, sickening what’s happened in Southport, the UK has turned evil

[Matt Taylor @taylorm376]

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[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

The majority of England at 7am Sunday morning:

[Tom @tommmpyeah]

@thescousegram @leonn_simpson fuck me Shane’s on stage now

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

“Play exciting football or be Jamaican..”

Gareth Southgate: