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MUFC and Horse Racing.

[David @Tommo6592]

@ladbible "Beautiful angles" "lovely lads" "cheeky chaps". Thieving little bastards.

[Stuart Hamnett @StreetwisestuV2]

Just been sent this. People are waking up and realising that our once great club is now owned and run by parasites. Treating fans like scum, the anger they have for season ticket holders who don’t spend thousands in the club shop is clear as day. GET THEM OUT

[David @Tommo6592]

@andyburnham Hardly "Members of the public". No sympathy.

[David @Tommo6592]

Football is back. Road to the quadruple begins today at 12:30.

[David @Tommo6592]

Said this before, fits perfectly for Tielemans.

[Cathal🇾🇪 @CathalCrehan]

His name is Youri TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS

[David @Tommo6592]

@andyburnham It's expensive because we are paying for things like foreign aid, Ukraine, net zero as well as for people to sit on their arses with imaginary issues causing them to not work. £2 buses will not fix that.

[David @Tommo6592]

If you've got ADHD at home you can have it at work.
OCD? You'd make a great spreadsheet or a cracking librarian.
Bad back or other "pain"? Its the same at home as it would working, at work you'd have Occupation Health and reasonable adjustments.

Get to work. Simple.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Reform has unveiled plans to cut the welfare bill by £50bn a year, including scrapping the health element of Universal Credit for working-age adults.

Robert Jenrick says the proposals would be the biggest overhaul of the welfare system “in a generation” ⤵️
https://t.co/8V1edYBI4K

[David @Tommo6592]

@BasilTheGreat They didn't get the BBQ message from Andy.

[Remo @Remo26599]

Might stare directly at the eclipse just so I don’t have to watch Rashford half-heartedly pressing a full-back this season……

[David @Tommo6592]

Gutting for all involved. Superb horse.

[Racing Post @RacingPost]

🚨 BREAKING: Bow Echo has been retired with immediate effect after suffering a setback

[Cheeses Of Nazareth @OhCheesesChrist]

I'll tell you what else is "Suspicious Activity" - selling tickets at hospitality prices, but without the hospitality.

You may have seen Virgin Experience Days selling United tickets without hospitality, which is permitted under the Official Reseller contract.

How is a £500 package for two basic £45/55 East Stand tickets with zero food or drink perks "100% official"?

Follow the money to see who is actually profiting off fans:

- Manchester United: Instead of putting these seats in the general ballot at £45–£60 face value, the club sells bulk blocks to commercial brokers at inflated contract rates (£150–£200+ per seat).

The club makes 3x–5x more per seat while stripping general allocation from real fans.

- Wholesale Brokers: Middlemen buy these commercial allocations from the club, slap on a 20–30% margin, and distribute them to retail platforms.

- Retail Platforms (e.g. Virgin Experience Days): They list the seats, process the transaction, and pocket a 15–25% retail commission.

The result? A match-going supporter pays £250 per seat for a basic £45/60 ticket.

Business after business makes money, whilst the club will threaten Season Ticket Holders with bans for transferring a ticket to a friend at cost, while quietly offloading thousands of standard seats to corporate brokers to make millions on the side. Absolute double standard.

ref: https://t.co/3d09GISibg

[David @Tommo6592]

@_lknighty Strong parenting skills don't get you benefits though.

[David @Tommo6592]

@andyburnham Quite simple. Build more, make them more like solitary dog kennels so less staff / human interaction to monitor, this would make more people want to work in them because it would be safer and less risk. It would also actually act as a deterrent to those going to prison.

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

This lady shouted abuse at me and then crashed her own car.

That’s what you might call instant karma!

[Katie Ryan @Kate_Ryan86]

This little boy is now 6 and has just had his season ticket banned because as his mum i log in to his account. I can't even tell him because it will break his heart! If they checked my insta all season they would see he rarely missed a game! @TelegraphDucker @AndyMitten @ManUtd

[David @Tommo6592]

That'll sort the cost of living out...

[Metro @MetroUK]

Andy Burnham says he'll be reallocating funds to help pay for the new bus fare cuts

[Busby @Busbyx4]

You’re quick to call us the best! You’re quick to show us off! You’re quick to post videos of Crystal Palace away when we got hammered 4-0 on Wednesday night and we stayed for 30 mins after the game singing with a 4 hour trip home! You want to ban these fans!

[Chris @prestonchris86]

First rule I'd introduce if I was PM; unemployed people are banned from leaving their house on a weekend.
You've had all cunting week to do stuff, leave the weekend for those who work and only get a day and a half to run errands.
Breaking of the rule would be death penalty.

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Kobbie Mainoo ruled out of today's game with injury.

[David @Tommo6592]

Common sense prevails.

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨BREAKING: Andy Burnham is set to announce plans for new North Sea oil and gas drilling when he becomes Prime Minister on Monday, breaking Labour's 2024 manifesto on his first day