Tom Mote

yeah? well try doing it backwards

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

my friend wanted to make pot brownies but forgot to put the pot in because he was high. then didnt tell anybody at the party he forgot #StonerStories

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

Me and the fam stayed at gmas for a week over the summer. she was trying to figure out who kept breaking things in the night. well she didnt know cousin ralphie is a sleep walker and i did cuz i’m a light sleeper. one night she caught me picking up a vase he broke #IGotBusted

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

happy #NationalSiblingsDay to my imaginary brother and sister #SingleChildShoutOut

[Malcolm Freberg @MalcolmWHW]

Technically, Easter is the ultimate April Fools joke.

"Oh you thought I was dead for three days? LMAO gotcha suckas"

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

@UncleBlazer @mrsharpful yeah get at snoops new new. check tobymac! and lecrae

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

Never Give Up
Give Never Up
#SpliceInThrice
#BetterYourselfIn3Words

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

Never Having Enough Sleep #BeingAnAdultIn4Words

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

the fam and i were walking home from the neighbors and i made a snowball. my brother said i bet you cant hit mom and dads window...it went right through it and landed on their bed #MyDumbBet

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

i trust you as much as i trust an email that says this sale is one day only #holladaze

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

Tony Romo on some kind of drug before these games lol too hyped

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

dont sleep on PB&J. Still the bomb, yo #WednesdayWisdom

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

i always did my homework i was just tryna look cool, ya feel #ConfessToYourTeacher

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

are you happy? #StupidQuestionsForBartenders

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

arguments are fire today @PTI

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

#ILoveYouLikeA cat loves the water

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

#ImTheTypeOfPerson to overthink every possible outcome except for the one that actually happens

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

hey is there another slice?
No? dang, story of my life
#TwoLineRhymeYourLife

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

Schindlers Notebook, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Notebook, Saving Private Ryans Notebook, Raiders of the Lost Notebook #MashUpTheClassics

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

do you feel like an actor in front of those green screens all the time? #StupidQuestionsForAstronauts

[Tom Mote @tommotey]

Justin Bieber-Q #FattenUpABand