Thomas Parker

Alice Lloyd College Alumni 🦅 • I care too much about Notre Dame football #GoIrish 🍀 • #GuardsBall, #DawgPound, #LetEmKnow is officially canceled

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Honest question. What percentage of Knicks celebrity fans would also show up in Laker gear for Laker celebrity row if the Lakers were in the Finals? I think it’s over 50%

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

New Yorkers going back to their $5k/month apartment after spending $10k to watch their team lose in the Finals

[Marq @MarqsJO]

Rams fans, make sure you always remind Steelers fans that he’s currently and always has been better than TJ Watt. My watch has ended. It’s up to you now.

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

Myles never stopped raising the bar for what greatness looks like. We are grateful for every memory and every milestone from these nine unforgettable years.

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Well it’s official.

Myles Garrett.

[Thomas Parker @tommy____p]

Browns finally did something right. Make all the jokes you want, Garrett finally getting to leave Cleveland for bright and sunny LosAngeles, etc. The Rams are hungry to win while Stafford is still standing upright and they very well could do just that. But in the long run FLEECED

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

🚨🚨🚨

Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.

In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.

[Thomas Parker @tommy____p]

Hell yeah Dan. Always can count on you. Appreciate realistic approaches instead of analytical ones

[Dan Gilbert @cavsdan]

We took a step ahead this spring, but we are nowhere near where we need to be. I can’t thank the fans enough for the support this year. We will dig in all summer and do everything we possibly can to take the next step. We will grind until we get there.

Congrats to the @nyknicks, and best of luck in the Finals.

[Thomas Parker @tommy____p]

Yep go ahead and pack your bags, bring the U-Haul in. Cya buddy

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

“Analytically… we’ve won 2/3 games on the expected (score),- Cavs HC Kenny Atkinson.

The Cavs have lost all 3 games of the Knicks series.

[Barstool Cleveland @BS_Cleveland]

“What’s your strategy with your rotations?”

Kenny Atkinson:

[Cleveland Cavaliers @cavs]

Tomorrow at 8PM, we're on go. #LetEmKnow

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Jalen Brunson is SHAMELESS 😭😭😭

Flopping is RUINING the NBA 💀

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

A sweep in the Motor City!

#GuardsBall | #GuardiWWWWWWins

[Thomas Parker @tommy____p]

Get this smiley oblivious loser used car salesman lookalike out of my face

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

"[James Harden] is a good isolation defender"

—Kenny Atkinson

(via @LeahDohertyTV / h/t @ClutchPoints )

[Thomas Parker @tommy____p]

@tyler_parker11 Your positive attitude is just what I needed

[Thomas Parker @tommy____p]

This was the actual final straw. I would like to #LetEmKnow I’m officially done with this sorry excuse for a team and coach

[¹⁰ @HoodiGarland]

ITS ACTUALLY OVER BROOOOOOO

[¹⁰ @HoodiGarland]

FOUR TIMEOUTS LEFT AND KENNY ATKINSON WAITS FOR A 14-1 RUN TO CALL A TIMEOUT

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Detroit really does hate to see us coming.

#GuardsBall | #GuardiWWWWins

[Thomas Parker @tommy____p]

@mlbeuphoria Literally screaming nooooooooooo at my TV every time he loads up the 3 without hesitation

[Thomas Parker @tommy____p]

When I die it will be because of another Cleveland Cavaliers turnover