Tommy Ingalls

“🤘👉✌️🤟👆🖐”- Helen Keller

[Three O’Clock Guy @whmullally]

A friend who’s fully into the covid conspiracies sent me this post that says Captain America predicted the coronavirus outbreak in 2011, and while its obviously bs, I started fixating on that circled image on the right.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

There are two different ways to make pizza

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

This is what cops see when they break up a high school party https://t.co/ASFH2ZWqSf

[karl hess @karlhess]

in my opinion yamaha is probably the best grand piano/motorcycle company out there

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

@realDonaldTrump Are you seriously that pathetic that you’re resorting to stealing other people’s tweets just to get some twitter clout?😂 my girl Courtney literally tweeted this 20 minutes before you did

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

*shouting at hot girl over blaring music at the club*
“AFTER THIS PLACE SHUTS DOWN A FEW OF MY BOYS & I ARE HEADING BACK TO MY PLACE TO WATCH JONBONÉT RAMSEY CONSPIRACY DOCUMENTARIES. DON’T YOU WORRY; WE’RE GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF WHO THE FUCK DID IT. YOU SHOULD JOIN*

[iluvhayleywilliams @m0naeeee]

This the blackest magic trick ive ever seen

[Noel 🇵🇷 @NoelSznn]

Girls: “ I have no idea how I got this bruise”

Also girls:

[Noob @Datcasey]

Gotta stay humble 😤🙏🏼

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

Car Manufacturers: We'll do slick shots of the car in a tunnel with a George Clooney voiceover.

Car Dealers: lets use the car lot. linda can u act

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

High fiving strangers at sporting events when my team scores might be the whitest activity I participate in

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

This MGK-Eminem battle is brought to you by NoS energy drink, jalapeno Cheetos, telling your mom to shut the fuck up while calling her by her first name, and Halo

[Tommy Ingalls @Tommy_Ingalls]

@Austin_Garabato He one of your followers or something?

[KB @kbnoswag]

One of my boys just hit me with a “who’s all there” text so now I’m in the club taking attendance like an overwhelmed substitute teacher