Tom McClain

[Tom McClain @tommy_mac56]

The same people who leave shopping carts next to their cars when they’re emptied are the same people who don’t clean their cars off after a snow storm and only shovel their sidewalks exactly 1 shovel width instead of edge to edge. Am I wrong?

[Tom McClain @tommy_mac56]

Penn St is going to be 0–2 in the PAC 10.

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Ok. So I’m 6 quarters into the new fantasy season and I’ve already been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

[Tom McClain @tommy_mac56]

Bought a used car for Brayden. Spent 5 minutes haggling the price down before being told the car’s in great shape with nothing mechanically wrong. Then spent the next 20 minutes trying to be up sold a warranty program just in case there’s something wrong. How about those apples?

[Tom McClain @tommy_mac56]

Hard to imagine I could hate a team/coach more than Duke/coach K but here we are with Michigan State/Tom Izzo

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But he’s never had a losing season…….This team quit on him weeks ago. Time to move on from Tomlin.

[Tom McClain @tommy_mac56]

Is this the same Alabama team that was hosed out of a playoff spot? Asking for a friend. Go Blue.

[Tom McClain @tommy_mac56]

@D3Direct Home of the 1994 D3 men’s national champs and Penn State Men’s Head coach Mike Rhoades. Go Dutchmen.

[Tom McClain @tommy_mac56]

When I’m king of the world political ads during sporting events will be illegal. I don’t need to be reminded of the shit show while I’m trying to escape it.

[Tom McClain @tommy_mac56]

This team is infuriating. Best record. Not even close to best team. Slumps happen. But not to entire teams and not for 7 straight weeks. No changes to the lineup. No situational hitting. No bunting. No manufactured runs. Do something different for crying out loud.

[Tom McClain @tommy_mac56]

Can any of our new bullpen arms also hit? Asking for a friend.

[Tom McClain @tommy_mac56]

@DanCevette There are 2 types of baseball players. Those who are humble. And those who are about to be.

[Tom McClain @tommy_mac56]

The HR derby is not off to a good start after listening to that anthem rendition.

[Tom McClain @tommy_mac56]

@Ajjanfactor G said because it’s cooler inside.

[Tom McClain @tommy_mac56]

The NFC now has the makings of some serious QB battles coming to a stadium near you.

[Tom McClain @tommy_mac56]

My neighbor is having solar panels put on his roof today. Seems like it would be more effective on a day without an eclipse.

[Tom McClain @tommy_mac56]

Cmon Eileen is a Top 5 80s song and that’s a hill I will die on.

[Tom McClain @tommy_mac56]

The drive through Starbucks now asks for a name with my order. I tell them it’s “stud” so when I pull around to the window they say Hi stud. Here’s your coffee. It’s the little things.

[Tom McClain @tommy_mac56]

@JonathanG_Ross @GoToIrelandCA That place was an absolute history lesson.

[Tom McClain @tommy_mac56]

How many more snowballs am I going to see get thrown at Steelers receivers in the end zone before Romo and Nantz even acknowledge it?