Tom A. Ries Jr.

[Tom A. Ries Jr. @tommy_ries]

After sports, time for jorts.
-@AlexiPappas

[Tom A. Ries Jr. @tommy_ries]

Iowa back at it with its best impression of hell on earth.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Is Bigly a word? #TrumpFlanders

[Justin Warner @EatFellowHumans]

Bigly

[Zach Joseph @zachammered]

Never met a dude so crazy in my life. This birthday run make him a straight SICKO...p.s. nice watch, run it 🔫 @tommy_ries

[Zach Joseph @zachammered]

@OregonPJT is genius all they do is win medals

[Tom A. Ries Jr. @tommy_ries]

Drinking a Super Chong by @zumbiermon at @zumbiermon — https://t.co/1yidNrkgHe

[Tom A. Ries Jr. @tommy_ries]

🏃🏻☕️🏃🏻🍺🍕

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

Wait, how did Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor beat Coach Taylor in the Best TV Dad vote? https://t.co/tIfwNsKrga

[Zach Joseph @zachammered]

If your gf been to any season opening basketball games...

[Tom A. Ries Jr. @tommy_ries]

What time is it? @damtodam1980 time!

[Tom A. Ries Jr. @tommy_ries]

Where the mechi at? @ Colorado State Line https://t.co/sNmWkmMsVS

[Tom A. Ries Jr. @tommy_ries]

The Midwest: Earth's Shit Weather Sample Platter.

[Tom A. Ries Jr. @tommy_ries]

Q: How's your diet?

A: 🍕🍕🍕

[Iowa City Press-Citizen @presscitizen]

An Iowa City man won the Drake Relays' revamped half-marathon Saturday https://t.co/uiVAWhrtjW

[Tom A. Ries Jr. @tommy_ries]

@zachammered, sounds like Paul's Discount.

[Tom A. Ries Jr. @tommy_ries]

Bunny-hopping potholes all the way to Wisconsin.

[Tom A. Ries Jr. @tommy_ries]

Here's a fun fact:
In McHenry County runners/pedestrians are pulled over with a higher frequency than motorists.

#fridayfunfact

[Tom A. Ries Jr. @tommy_ries]

It was a good day:
@zachammered special
@noodlescompany
Hot tub
@ChipotleTweets burrito
Fresh @ASAPferg tracks
Didn't even have to use my AK

[Miller High Life @millerhighlife]

Home is where the High Life is. #HomeSweetHome