Tom Dedrick

Shouting into the abyss. No one reads these anyway. I stink from the crap the universe constantly hurls at me. Here’s some of it.

[Tom Dedrick @tommyboy1083]

If you text to inquire about the availability of your drugs, make sure it’s not the thread for the Probation Department. 🙄 #TrueProbationStories #WrongThread

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If you are a Deshaun Watson fan (or at this point a sympathizer) I do not respect you as a football fan. You need not reply to this post, your opinion will be immediately dismissed as misinformed. #Browns #nfl

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@TheOGPAW …You guys got me nervous here. I heard Song Guy Kevin this morning but still waiting on “Dumb Scum Rudolph.” I’ll hand it to you though it’s 12 full hours of listenership from me this week so far but the contest is running out of time. 😬

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@TheOGPAW I submitted a holiday remix entry yesterday and heard there was only one submission today. It is a WAV file so I hope it can play okay. I was last year’s champion so would like to get my hat back in the ring 😁👍🏻

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@NoahNelco When was the flash? I missed it

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I’m really sick of not being able to have nice things. Especially when the not nice things I have create other not nice things out of things that used to be nice. I guess fingers crossed for Powerball. 🤞

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There are way too many full fledged adults doing flips off of things. #cameraphones

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First 2 minutes of an intake meeting: “Sorry, but I may have to fart a couple of times. Jail food, ya know?” #firstimpressions #TrueProbationStories

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With Schwartz being hired by the #browns he has officially forgotten everything that he knew about football. #brownsgonnabrown

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Probably flooded with these already but wth…Thanks @rexorangecounty for spending 528 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to OPEN A WINDOW (feat. Tyler, The Creator). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/i3tcArxExP

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Who else can go out there and miss the posts by 30 yards? You want this money??? 💰 #browns

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How much are the #browns paying @denzelward this year??

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Getting some serious #browns vibes from OSU coaching and execution today #MICHvsOSU #FireRyanDay

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Between the #browns and the #cavs Cleveland is going to have to change their nickname to “The Lan” because there’s no D.

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@ThatMattOBrien @HammerNation19 @realgrantdelpit Delpit is out of position all the time. Today is no exception. Is there other blame to go around? Sure. Delpit is getting a lot of air time for his mistakes. You shouldn’t hear your safety’s name that much.

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Bad take to say the #browns can’t fire Joe Woods because they play Thurs. There are at least 5-6 guys waiting in the wings on this staff that can draw X’s and O’s.

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@Flash_Garrett BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! #FinishTheJob

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Live look in at tonight’s #tnf broadcast: