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King Shit of Fuck Mountain

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Amazing new phenomenon of prediction markets juiced by dumbass Republicans being cited by Republicans as proof of fraud when their dipshit candidates lose

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[Tommy Cap @tommycap4]

@BenRitholtzNBA Brunson was so big in the 4th that I’d give him an A regardless of how he played in the first half

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Oh yeah man, the Israeli consulate didn’t know he was coming. They didn’t know he was coming so much they announced it on their website and then it was reported in the Israeli media days before.

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

“opposing our megamerger is antisemitic” is an instant hall of fame line lmao

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Yeah

[Tommy Cap @tommycap4]

@edgewalker81 @LexG_III What the hell set him off here lmao

[Tommy Cap @tommycap4]

@PanasonicDX4500 Forget it Jake,

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Francesca Scorsese pounding at Martin Scorsese's door as he spends hours watching those videos where a grapefruit gets cucked by a strawberry or whatever

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

my mom: WHO SOLD THE HOUSE?!

me in the nosebleeds at msg for the knicks in the finals where i can only see jalen brunson’s forehead:

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

It’s been a long playoffs, lot of struggles, some heroic perseverance, but finally we don’t have to hear Reggie Miller call another game

[Tommy Cap @tommycap4]

@ItsMediocreDan Love Steph but unfortunately I gotta root against him here

[helen @helen]

type of breaking news we locked in for before covid

[Tommy Cap @tommycap4]

@doulbedoink He's not wrong

[Tommy Cap @tommycap4]

@jacobdotgov I always feel bad whenever teams get close so many times and never win it, Bills losing four Super Bowls in a row might’ve actually killed me if I was a fan

[Arthur Boreman (yes, that Arthur Boreman) @ArthurBoreman]

I’m sorry but “I’m wearing a beret because I want to be a director and all the directors in old-timey pictures wear berets” is just absolutely amazing coming from a grown man and not a 5-year old.

[Chris Oldman @AlsikkanTV]

I think im stuck in the backrooms but it’s endless rows of Barnes and Noble shelves during the Criterion Collection 50% off sale help me please I’m scared