Tom

But I don’t want guitar lessons

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Lance Stroll is a bit of a running joke 😂 #F1

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@KrispKiwi @LewisLFC2026 @PolitlcsUK @thetimes First step in risk mitigation ‘can you remove the risk?’

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@KrispKiwi @LewisLFC2026 @PolitlcsUK @thetimes Exactly, job done, thanks for your support

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@KrispKiwi @LewisLFC2026 @PolitlcsUK @thetimes Not if you take their smart phone off then and give them a Nokia 👍🏻

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Fair play to the soccer nessies #scohai #worldcup

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Boston is going to get the full Benidorm experience tonight #worldcup #haisco

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The #worldcup , a showcase of the world’s best footballers…..and Grant Hanley #SCOHAI

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In fairness the population of Haiti is double that of Scotland. So who is the real underdog here? #SCOHAI

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My top 5 #rugby players of all time:

- Christian Cullen
- Jonathan Davies (the older one)
- Dan Carter
- Ritchie McCaw
- Martin Johnson

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Been on the planet 41 years and my home country, inventors of the game, have never held a World Cup. Yet the USA have had it twice 🤦🏼‍♂️ #worldcup #FIFAWorldCup

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Anyone else’s wife refusing to believe MJ was a nonce, despite all the blatant evidence he was a nonce? #michaeljacksontheverdict

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Thanks umpires, you pair of absolute dullards #engvnz #cricket #tms

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@cta84 The solicitor who could turn his hand to any form of law

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@Wolves The real golden era was when you had to queue to get in the tube

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Struggling to sleep so watching this. So you’re allowed to travel with the ball now? They changed the rules? Good game though #nbafinals

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@kazzaloveslife A woman came in to the store one day, asking for a kitkat…..

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@bbctms Doesn’t give a shit

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@dai_alectic @ZackPolanski I was an extra, they were pretty careful not to get my face in for some reason. Probably to avoid upstaging everyone else my mum said

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@dai_alectic @ZackPolanski ‘Starred’ may be a stretch.

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Top tennis players can’t just lose can they, always has to be an excuse #frenchopen #tennis #sinner #rolandgaros