Tommy Fuller

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[Tommy Fuller @TommyFuller1980]

@princessyoyo_5 Wait..is it the actual tail of an actual ox?

[Ty Webb @Ty___Webb]

Not with @SenSchumer and @RepJeffries at the helm. No.

[Tommy Fuller @TommyFuller1980]

@PeteHegseth @StephenM @WhiteHouse You will end your days in prison

[Tommy Fuller @TommyFuller1980]

@PeteHegseth Shut up, asshole

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

Is Chuck Schumer exciting? No. Does he take risks? Of course not. But do his experience and acumen make him EXACTLY the man democrats need to most effectively wield this unprecedented mandate? Jesus christ, no

[Tommy Fuller @TommyFuller1980]

“How are we going to pay for all this medicare and childcare??”

Did you ever ask how we were paying for all the forever wars, foreign “aid” and tax cuts for the wealthy?

[Tommy Fuller @TommyFuller1980]

@darkprometheus1 @BohemianDiva99 In case you didn’t notice, “trickle down” was a joke and a failure

[Tommy Fuller @TommyFuller1980]

@darkprometheus1 @BohemianDiva99 Ok boss 👍

[Bentley Hudgins @bentleyforus]

This is why Republicans lost every statewide office and the State House in Georgia. I’m trying to lower your bills and you guys are asking me where I’m going to pee.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Zohran Mamdani’s been mayor for almost a year. So where’s the fucking Sharia law, MAGA? How many times does Fox News have to scare the shit out of you over nothing before you realize they’re making money off your stupidity?

[Tommy Fuller @TommyFuller1980]

@jessicasimpclar Women don’t *enjoy* sex. They tolerate it. They only pretend otherwise so they don’t lose their meal ticket attached to that d!ck

[Tommy Fuller @TommyFuller1980]

@AERgoapehpvwwww @localsweety Oh, he’s definitely a jackass 😂 But I love him nonetheless

[Tommy Fuller @TommyFuller1980]

@ScotsFyre Is this your entire existence? If you’re not a bot, you’re one of the most miserable souls I’ve ever seen. I have pity on you

[Tommy Fuller @TommyFuller1980]

@shelbystardust You are fake! You’ll never convince me that there is a real person behind this account

[Tommy Fuller @TommyFuller1980]

@Larschezburg @localsweety Ok, yes, that is one alternate take

[Tommy Fuller @TommyFuller1980]

@localsweety Nah, he’s just Bob Dylan. I can’t explain it. You just have to know his history to see that this is 100% on brand for him. He’s constantly shifting between our reality and his. That’s also how a lot of his songs came about.

[Tommy Fuller @TommyFuller1980]

@ScotsFyre @LeaderJohnThune Maybe get off the internet for a while

[Tommy Fuller @TommyFuller1980]

“It was a thumpin’.”