Tommy Hoffman

Writing jokes for no one.

[Variety @Variety]

Stellen Skarsgard on the the growing presence of AI in the movie industry:

"For thousands of years, people have been very much interested in people. Describing people is what theater does, what film does — and what we do best. In film — even better than in television — you can describe all the unspoken words, all the unspoken facets of a relationship that are almost impossible to explain but are still there. We will always be curious about other people. That curiosity will never leave us."

What form it takes, how it will be produced — maybe some people will be happy enough with what AI can produce, and some will not. But I think the main problem for the moving image industry today is the concentration of capital. And the concentration of capital is the problem for every industry, for humanity. AI is nothing without the men behind it. AI is owned by the tech barons standing right behind power."

https://t.co/eR9evtqCxY

[Tommy Hoffman @tommyhoffman0]

Just remember folks for every guy you see who looks like absolute shit there’s a shirt they put back in their closet that they thought made them look worse

[Tommy Hoffman @tommyhoffman0]

Had to be a real Wordle scholar to get there today

[Tommy Hoffman @tommyhoffman0]

@Avatar3F

[Tommy Hoffman @tommyhoffman0]

Joining the Starbucks union is a level of commitment to the job that frankly I’d be afraid to make

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Starbucks unionized workers say they plan to strike on Nov. 13 — when the coffee chain will hold its annual Red Cup Day promotion — unless the company finalizes a labor contract by that date.

https://t.co/lWELBTaFr7

[ege @egeofanatolia]

Stop becoming influencers we need gaffers!!!!

[Tommy Hoffman @tommyhoffman0]

If it wasn’t for the places where all the people live…

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

If it wasn't for big cities, Democrats would never win anything.

[Tommy Hoffman @tommyhoffman0]

Sure thing Disney let me start campaigning for you and google to make more money together!

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

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[Tommy Hoffman @tommyhoffman0]

Cavs warriors 3-1 comeback and trump vs Hillary debates in the same year we had it too good in 2016

[Tommy Hoffman @tommyhoffman0]

SNL is putting together a legacy episode of the worst skits I’ve ever watched right now. Shocking scenes. No beef with bad bunny but this is a painful watch

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Multiple talent agents are reportedly in talks to sign AI “actress” Tilly Norward, created by AI talent studio Xicoia.

(https://t.co/Yg4tl6IILT)

[Tommy Hoffman @tommyhoffman0]

Developing: Hudson also slid into tom coughlin’s dm’s per source

[Nick Williams @NickWilliamsUCF]

Bill Belichick exits UCF with his head hanging low.

Met by girlfriend Jordon Hudson in tunnel.

UCF beat UNC 34-9.

#UCF vs. #UNC

[Tommy Hoffman @tommyhoffman0]

@ItsP5ych Any comment post game?

[Tommy Hoffman @tommyhoffman0]

Yeah tell LeBron James how he should work out that makes sense

[Jacob @Jacobtheclipper]

Lifting 135lbs as a “super” athlete that is 6’ 9” and 250 lbs.. acting like this is hard, while using the most ridiculous form ever?! Bron is one special guy 😂

(@brongotgame)

[Tommy Hoffman @tommyhoffman0]

If you repeat yourself a third time and I still can’t understand you just write it down bruh

[Tommy Hoffman @tommyhoffman0]

I’m in this #truefact

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

From the twisted mind that brought you Hotline Bling

[Tommy Hoffman @tommyhoffman0]

All our draft picks and all our salary!?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: New York Knicks forward Mikal Bridges has agreed to a four-year, $150 million contract extension with the franchise, agents Sam Goldfeder and Jordan Gertler of Excel Sports Management tell ESPN. The new deal includes a player option for 2029-30 and a trade kicker.

[Tommy Hoffman @tommyhoffman0]

People posting jobs on linkedin be like "come join our dream team" and it's just them and 3 remote employees who hate each other

[Tommy Hoffman @tommyhoffman0]

Someone needs to tell this guy about Nathan fielder

[Games with Names @gameswithnames]

Joe Mazzulla has a brilliant new business idea😂